Now I wish I hadn't looked
 

A couple months ago I got caught paying to much attention to a hookers shaved snatch
On the way home from Tijuana the next day the little lady started grilling me ( did you like that, did it turn you on, Yada Yada Yada )
Then she said "do you want me to shave" all I said was "it would be different" She's been bald every since
Well now she's pissed at me she's got a shit load of tests lined up, their sticking shit up and down just about every hole in her body and now she's embarrassed and blaming me because the Doctors are going to see her bald beaver. Hell She knew I was warped when I Married her
I have to go take her to the first of these appointments now and I'm embarrassed because I know her and she will tell everyone that her husband is in the waiting room So that I can share in her embarrassment|loony|

There's no reason to be embarrassed. Most women and men shave either for religious purposes or reasons of hygiene. Pubic hair went out in the 80s. Besides, a doctor is immune to this kind of thing; he really could not give a shit if your missus had platted her pubic hair and dyed it pink.

If your missus is still embarrassed, there's no reason why you should be. You're a pornographer. You're a pervert. Don't let the rest of us perverts down.

I say turn up to the doctors wearing a t-shirt with a set of tits on the front and start handing out business cards.

Get with the program you fucking pervert :D

I was kinda embarrassed to show my shaved nutsack to the female doctor.... for about 5 seconds. Then it was kinda arousing to feel the latex glove against.... |couch|



Ok ok, maybe not arousing, but still ;)

yeah, chances are very low this is the doctors first bald pussy.... besides, what makes you/your wife think the doctor isnt shaved bald as well?

When I had to go in for surgery on my penis (wanna see my scar?) I had wondered if the medical staff was amused by my shaved scrotum, but it never occurred to me to be embarassed by it. Of course, when you have to have surgery on your cock, embarassment over bald testes is the least of your worries.

Just have her tell them you don't like hair brtween your teeth hahaha

|jester| I wore a Tijuana Brothel baseball cap

The little lady said the second she saw the Stainless Steel Tongs she forgot about being bald|rasta|

Looking like she has Uterin(sp) Cancer of course every fucking test has to be ok'd by her HMO so biopsy next tuesday.
The Docter seemed to think the first of the year is soonest for operation that means Vegas is still on and were going to do it right|santa|

Going to have to see how it all pans out our move to Mexico next summer might have to be postponed|sad|

Wow, Pat I hope they caught it in time!

Good Luck to you both.

Nice one, Pat, you make me proud to be a pervert! Good luck to your lady :)

|waves| Thanx Torn, Kristian
The one thing I know for sure is
We will get through it, just might take a little getting used to
I hadn't washed a dish in over 7 years
Thought I was going to have to do some laundry the other day and she showed me a drawer full of socks underware and tshirts that I didn't even know I had|rasta|

Good luck to you and your wife Pat.

I know I'll see you guys at one of the upcoming shows :-)

Thanx Jim
I'll see ya in Vegas
We plan on blowing some fucking minds|rasta|

:-( I won't be in Vegas, we're going to send Mark and Myron out from the company.

I do plan on going to Cybernet myself and maybe dragging somene along

so hopefully everythign will be good then and I'll see you in San Diego |greenguy|

Bummer about Vegas Jim
Cybernet is going to rock the hotel they picked is about a mile from me. so if I'm still living in San Diego I'll throw a Bar B Q
or Bay Cruise or something for GreenGuyandJim and Ynot Board members
And drag that someone with you I look forward to meeting her and will be on my best behavior |rasta|