Now here is something really exciting for December 24
 

If eating candy out of a sock while sitting in front of a dead tree to celebrate mythological births of the offspring of omnipotent creators doesn't excite you then how about starting a journey to a moon with oceans of hydrocarbons?

Huygens Probe Set to Detach From Cassini Orbiter. It is set to enter the moon's atmosphere January 14 and possible even survive landing on the moon's surface or a splashdown in its ocean.

Santa is the offspring of an omnipotent creator? |couch|

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And then on his eighteenth's birthday he impregnated the virgin Mary resulting in the mutant births of little elves.

Christmas is Santa's Birthday & there's nothing you can say that will make me think otherwise!

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"Cleo's Carol" Coming to a theater near you |jester|

Click the deer :)

http://web.icq.com/shockwave/0,,4845,00.swf

Must be old but i still funny.

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And on the eighth day god said, 'let there be boob hats. Let large breasted women from around the world rest their creamy fun bags on Santa's head as this will spread Joy throughout the land. And once Joy is spread, we will all take turns banging that whore senseless. Line up people. Joy waits for no man.'