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SAVANNAH, Ga. Dec 22, 2004 — Police are looking for two women they say sexually assaulted a man with a pair of cooking tongs in a drug-related attack.

Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan police say the victim, a 25-year-old man, awoke Saturday morning with a metal object protruding from his body.

The victim, who police say was using cocaine at the time, told police he does not remember much of what happened.

He told doctors he was drinking and using cocaine at his mobile home Friday night when he saw two women outside his home and invited them in.

The victim's cousin took him to Memorial Health University Medical Center Saturday after he complained of pain. Doctors surgically removed an object identified as "one half of a pair of food tongs," and turned it over to police.

No information was available on the man's condition, according to a hospital spokesman.

The two women are wanted on aggravated sexual battery charges, but police say they aren't having much luck finding them.

"We have no descriptions of the women, being that (the victim) is not cooperating with the police," police spokesman Sgt. Mike Wilson said. "And there's little we can do to urge cooperation."


Information from: Savannah Morning News,

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=353933

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that makes my butt hurt just reading it...

OUCH!!

If I woke up with anything in my ass that I didn't place there myself, I would be more than cooperative with the federales to bring those two bitches down. But I'm sort of old fashioned that way.

Yeah - it does't really make sense to confess to doing coke all night but not assist in finding the wonderful ladies that inserted a kitchen utensil into you anal cavity :D

Seriously;

"Why yes officer, I was doing blow all night.. Oh what? No, I don't feel comfortable snitching on them. Why did I come? Oh, uhh.."



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