Warning For Males
 

Got this email and it made me laugh so enjoy. :)

Police warning!!!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties, and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps, and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer, and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something "bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.


hehehehe

I knew them women were up to no good!

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hehehe damn...our secret's out girls

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LOL that was hilarious :) i must email my male friends and tell them to beware!

Haha |jester| nice one...

DD

HAHA That one's definitely a keeper! |jester|

Dammit Ramster, now we're going to have to kill you. |goodnight

Oh great. Now you tell me about beer. Where was this police warning when I met my first wife :)

My favorite part "perform sexual acts on horrific looking women"

Dammit now I know why that gal at the store kept telling me the beer was on sale.
I feel so used and dirty now hahaha

Time for plan B girls .

|bananna| BOOBSIE!!! WHOHOOO.. |bananna| did ya get tired of the 'Seizure forum"???? LMAO.. Or just wanted to see what piccy's i'm whoring over here of You..

Welcome SistahdivaGF.. oh yeah there is a list where you can introduce yourself too..tho i'm sure your Boobies are quite familiar around here.

|rasta|

|jester| |jester| |jester|

Oy! I resemble that remark...

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

Yep that explains it...
|haha