Cooking with...
 

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http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

wtf ???

Could be useful for the next holidays.
Finally a use for those gallons I saved up over the years :D

No way I'm clicking on that. :D

Thank Urb - my stomach is now quite upset |barf|

|ohhhhh| all those YUKKIE things........ its almost evil to read some of the threads around the board......the puss from Jims Pimple and now Cooking With Cum|cry|

If it turned Greenie's stomach then I'm really glad I did click on it.

I'm still working on getting Jim's pimple out of my mind. :D

"Semen is very nutritious, it has a palatable texture and has wonderful cooking properties. Like fine wine or cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is also commonly available in many homes and restaurants and it is inexpensive to produce. Despite all these positive qualities semen remains neglected as a food."

Alrighty then...

I keep on telling my meat eating friends that there is no difference between lobsters and palmetto bugs. Both are crunchy on the outside with tender white meat on the inside yet they still won't eat the land bugs yet spend lots of money of the sea bugs.

In Maryland, we landlubbers used the term aquaroach to describe Chesapeake Bay Blue Crabs.

Proof #41982 that there's no hope for mankind |headbang|

Last year I went to a party where they were all feasting on some kind of crabs.

It looked like a scene out of a high school biology class other then after dissecting the crabs they would then eat the guts. There was big piles of gills and other guts in the middle of the table along with shells and other bits and pieces of crab.

I didn't stay long.

I've always told them they would like it now maybe they'll start swallowing instead of no or spitting it out hahaha

Ever heard of "friendship cake"? You pass a dollop of the cake mixture to your neighbour and that forms the basis of their cake mix. And they do the same to their neighbour and so on ...

The cum-based variation doesn't bear thinking about, does it ...

I'm sure that Jim could add some puss to the mix.

Hahaha nice find Urb...

Now if you were a vegetarian.... could you.... oh never mind.. :D

DD

ummmm Can I get a list of these restaurants so I can avoid them?

Or maybe shoot some content.....

Nice work Urb - you almost crashed their server :D

Dear culinary enthusiast,
We are unfortunately going to have to shut down the discussion board for a small time while we explore our hosting options. The popularity of this site has overwhelmed not only our servers, but our hearts and minds as well. The 500,000 plus visitors received during our first two weeks have given us a mandate to spread the word of Cooking with Cum by all means necessary. To each and every one of you, we offer a sincere Thank You!

Every time I see this thread I think, 'sounds salty'.

I'll post another site for us to crash tomorrow. :D