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Cleo 2005-01-27 09:09 AM

Scientists have begun producing chimeras, half human, half animal
 
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Scientists have begun blurring the line between human and animal by producing chimeras—a hybrid creature that's part human, part animal.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n..._chimeras.html

They are also working on mice with human brains.

So I want to know when they will be producing chimpanzees with human brains that I can teach to do all my web work, clean my house, and in general be my slave.

Not sure where all this is going, kind of scary, kind of interesting, the religious types are going to have a field day with this one.

Personally I just want to know when I can buy replacements parts for mine as they were out so that I can live forever.

MrMaryLou 2005-01-27 09:13 AM

So maybe these creatures are not so mythical after all :)

Greenguy 2005-01-27 09:15 AM

Pinky & The Brain?

Cleo 2005-01-27 09:19 AM

Just think of the Monster Dick sites we will be able to make when they give humans a whale's penis.

Looks like in the near future we will be needing to add some new categories to our lists. :D

kristian 2005-01-27 09:19 AM

Mice With Human Brains

They must have got it the wrong way round when they made G.W :)

digifan 2005-01-27 09:49 AM

That's just crazy...

eman 2005-01-27 10:09 AM

Can't wait for the first Chimera Burgers. Hmmm - tastes human!!!

kristian 2005-01-27 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by eman
Can't wait for the first Chimera Burgers. Hmmm - tastes human!!!

I'd certainly never eat a hot dog again |barf|

Cleo 2005-01-27 10:20 AM

So is that your pet or your sex partner?

Greenguy 2005-01-27 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo
So is that your pet or your sex partner?

Yes :)

Osiris 2005-01-27 10:41 AM

TWISTED! I like it! :D

cd34 2005-01-27 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo
So I want to know when they will be producing chimpanzees with human brains that I can teach to do all my web work, clean my house, and in general be my slave.

grab your leather/latex and a riding crop -- they will line up at your feet -- literally. haha

Cleo 2005-01-27 11:08 AM

That sure is a nice pussy that your pussy has, nice tits too.

kristian 2005-01-27 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo
That sure is a nice pussy that your pussy has, nice tits too.

hahahahahaha |headbang|

eman 2005-01-27 11:40 AM

Of course, it was Jerry Springer who gave the whole thing legs (so to speak)...
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,3032,00.html

Porn Meister 2005-01-27 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by eman
Can't wait for the first Chimera Burgers. Hmmm - tastes human!!!

"Really? Do people actually like them?"

"It varies from person to person."

|jackinthe

Useless 2005-01-27 01:25 PM

Seems like an interesting concept. No crazier than charging for access to a TGP.

|couch|

GenXer 2005-01-27 04:20 PM

That is just the crazy. I don't want to know what other wild stuff they plan on doing next.

I think I'm having a crazy pink elephant dream.... |pink
like on Dumbo

dareutwo 2005-01-27 05:22 PM

This isn't news, this is reality.
MN has all 3 of the biggest heart transplant, devices, makers in the world.
They've been working on this for years.

Of course another country will hop into this with a spin of course.
Actually, this is already becoming Old School.
Cleo - break your hip, no problem, order your size and wait 18 months, special delivery.

I'm still waiting for the Very Freaky gene therapy trials being tested. This is going to be a fun decade! :)

Cleo 2005-01-27 05:37 PM

I want a pair of cats eyes so that I can see in the dark, they’ll look really kewl too, lol

dareutwo 2005-01-27 05:56 PM

Does South Florida get the Science Channel? |blowkiss|

Remember when they said it would take 50 years to crack the human genome?
What did that take? about 20 if you go way, way back.

They have tobacco that glows in the dark from firefly genes. I don't think there isn't much research that really Isn't going on. (including cloning)

It's gonna be fun |pink


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