Damned SEO Spammers!!!
 

Don't know how many of the rest of you have been getting this BS, but I've gotten this identical email at almost every webmaster@ email address that I've got.

Do these people actually think that I'm more likely to piss my money away if they start out by telling me my site is good? Do they think I'm going to hire an SEO firm that sends out spam and doesn't even bother with good grammar when they're probably sending out 5 million identical emails a day? Do they expect me to believe that they really took the time to look at my sites before sending an identical BS email to every one of them?

Their "professional search engine optimization firm" has only had their site up since 08/04. OOOHHHH, you're still online after a whole 6 months AND you're kind enough to spam all my webmaster emails? Here, here's my money!

FUCKTARDS!!!! I HATE SPAMMERS!!!! |bigfuckin

Original pathetic email included below. There ya go spammer, I hope you enjoyed being called out for what you are.

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Hi,

I have gone through your website. Good job.

However, I see that your site is not optimised for search engines. A successful listing in first pages of popular search engines can improve your revenues dramatically.

We can do a free SEO analysis of your site. In case you, you need optimisation and submission services, please feel free to contact us.

We're a web technologies company into;
1. SEO and Web promotions
2. Mass mail and PPC campaigns
3. Web design and hosting.

All the best,
Jonathan
Adultmentors.com

At least number two is true: they are mass mailers... |headbang|

Visa a couple of days ago
Washington Mutual bank today...

Do these fucks genuinely think I'd give my bank an email addy which is obviously porno related... of course they don't think... they bot for addies in whois records... but it's pretty bloody obvious when 65 emails turn up in a row telling me to fix my visa records...

Got a rip snorter the other day asking me to link to some college guide - appears they didn't actually look at my site - unless it's for FuckSlut College it's unlikely that they want my link lol

Give them a link that says "find real college whores who'll fuck you for a six pack" then respond to the email with the link location and see how they like it :D

I've gotten a few mainstream link trade requests. One, sold kids shoes, wanted link because I have shoe/foot fetish. Another one was from a site selling baby stuff, not adult baby either.

"Okay little timmy, we bought your shoes, not go in the other room so daddy can look over these links in private"

Dont understand what these website owners are thinking.

ronnie

the software does queries based on keywords they want, runs them through google, extracts the domains, does a whois, tries to grab the contact info and the email address and sends out the link request.

Basically, its no work for them, it generates an FFA link page for them that never will get any traffic and they sucker people into giving them return links.

Based on how many of these you get, you can get a rough idea how well you show up in the search engines. :)

"find real college whores who'll fuck you for a six pack" LOL too funny!

Well actually they sent it to my domain email which is not the same as my whois email...

One thing to be very careful of if coming into these kind of cold-call linking arrangements is this; "we've put your link on this page" - go to their site and see if you can find this page from the root index... frequently it won't even be linked from any other part of their site... so they truly are getting something and giving nothing in return...