Jokes for Today
 

A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"

With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."

That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - "The Meaning of Dreams"


OK - so I joke - but my outlook has always been wonderful about marriage:

Marriage is Grand - Divorce is about $100 Grand

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Good one. :D

That's too funny :D