What the hell is a Donkey Punch?
 

So, I watched CSI NY last night and they went to a fetish class. A woman had a black eye and she said it was from a Donkey Punch. The man says, "She likes it in the face and not in the ribs". So, I look it up and the definition is during doggy style, just before the man blows a load, he punches the woman in the back of the head as hard as he can. Causing the woman to clinch up. Sounds bad enough but...how does a woman get a black eye from that?

She turned around at the last minute? lol :D

WTF!!!

If some guy punched me in the head while we were doing it blowing his load would be the last thing on his mind.

The headboard got in the mix!

The part that confused me the most was "She likes it in the face, not the ribs". They also had a device that would hold someone upside down on the front of a car like a bike carrier sits in the back. For those with a speed fetish :) Standing upside down, with their head about 6 inches from the ground going 80. :)

note to self: don't punch cleo in the back of the head during sex.

I'm amassing quite a collection of notes to self.

don't fall asleep at greenguy's parties
don't throw parties for boardmembers, always be an attendee

haha

At least it wasn't a Dirty Sanchez that she asked for.

I thought a Donkey Punch was doggy style but you punched her in the side/ribs - but all I find on Google is what Jim found.

They were confusing it with a Bismarck- This is one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over your lover's face, aiming for an eye. You then punch the soiled eye

Not that I have any idea in the world why any of these things exist in the first place?

sick fucks

I would prefer to have sex with the donkey.

And there was be thinking that a Donkey punch was; two parts donkey, one part vodka, and ten parts cheap white wine.

Just when you thought you've heard it all and nothing could shock you, along comes that bit of info.

I'm going to have to read that again in the morning after a cup of coffee to make sure I read it right.

i realy think this board needs an fainting smilie*faint*

I found this one to be more funny:

Houdini (noun)
When a male is about to orgasm during doggie style sex, he says he is coming, then spits on her back. As she rolls over, he then proceeds to come on her face.

I gave my lady a houdini last night. She was so pissed.

|pokefun|
that's the right one

Hope you didn't get any on your socks. :D

I need to expand my horizens :D

I'm so glad my husband (now ex) doesn't read this cuz i told him he's very lucky i allow him to do doggy style at all.. |cool| I think i'm very vanilla.

How about the rodeo position: You mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and you whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's'. Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds. |assfuck|

Personally my idea of great sex is to spend the day shopping on his credit card.

That's nothing. I have a friend who won't even cum on his wife because he thinks it's so disgusting. When pulls out, he cums into one hand while jerking off with the other. I think his issues are more fucked up than people who shit on each other or punch cum-filled eyes.

I told you that you shouldn't punch me in the ribs you sick fuck! :D

LOL... hilarious. |horse|

ROFLMAO!!!! Oh that made my day dude |thumb

i realy cant imaging a woman would like that.....realy if my hubby would try that with me, it would be the last thing he ever did:D