Gone Tomorrow Morning
 

As most of you know, I am a disabled veteran. Well, the VA wants to give me a physical tomorrow morning. They used to do it every few months but, it has been about 15 years since the last time. I guess they want to see if I am better so they can get off the hook.

If you feel both of the doctors hands on your shoulders while he is checking your prostate, run.

I've always considered myself to be a disabled veteran. Once you get used to working for people who are all armed, it becomes difficult to take unarmed employers seriously. I think that's where my lack of motivation comes from.

Good luck. Hope they don't draft you. ;)

*cough*

|blowjob|

Just remember that cleanliness is next to godliness and no one likes a shity fuck so be sure to douche before leaving the house tomorrow.

There's no plane flight involved is there? haha (inside joke)

They say they want to do a complete physical but they propably just want to look at my knees. They have only gotten worse since 1981 so, I don't think the VA is going to change anything. If anything, they will up my percentage another 10%. I am 20% away from the magic 50...so, my fingers are crossed. 50% is when all the good things kick in :)

Let's just hope the guys name is not Dr. Summeroff - otherwise, we night not see Jim til October :D

I am not sure whether to wish you good luck, or bad luck, lol :)

Nah, I'll wish you good luck for things to work out the way they should.

Dr. Seuss will now see Jim…

Dr Bigfatfingers is now ready to see Jim....

Will you be bending over? :)

|bananna| |bananna|

As long as it's not Dr. Dripsalot

And, I'm back. Uneventful and another appointment.

Is your ass sore or did the doctor just want to see you on your knees? :D

He only looked at my knees and told me I had to go back for a physical with a different Doctor. I guess he was just the knee guy :) He did say they are a lot worse since the last time I was there...about 15 years ago. So, I just might get a big fat increase in my monthly checks.

So I guess all of those jumping jacks paid off. |thumb

No, I do have really bad knees. I have had surgery twice on the left and 3 times on the right. Certain things I can't do...no jumping jacks :) no golf (I twist just the wrong way), no kneeling. I probably could kneel if I didn't have a screw sticking out just below my kneecap :)

But did you also have your rectum examined

I really do want to take my power screw driver to your knee every time I see the phillips head imprint :D

I think of screwing it out myself too. The thing is so close to the skin, it would be easy :)

I had screws sticking out of my thumb after I got shot. After about a month they were driving me crazy and I unscrewed them. The doctor was pretty upset with me. lol

Hi Jim,
I didn't know you are a disabled vet. And I think that most newbies here didn't. So tell us your story. Was this from Vietnam?

Not quite that old. I hardly even remember the war :)
It happened during training just after I got to my permanent station. I was airborne and during the first night jump, the lights on the field went out. I hit not knowing where the ground was.