I need colorful language
 

I'm in search of colorful porn terminology. Basically I need creative substitutions for the terms:
cock
pussy
posing
tits

This is part of an ongoing top secret project. It's all very hush hush.

So far, I have
*cock, prick, dick, man meat, shaft, schlong

*pussy, twat, snatch, cunt

*posing, exposing herself, showing off

*tits, titties, melons, hooters, knockers, naturals, boobs

If you have any creative, yet universally understood terms, please post them in this thread.

This could be the best thing that ever happened to porn since low quality vid caps.

*pussy-coochie, cooter
*tits-cha-cha's, fun-bags

3 inches of new york whitesnake
fuckstick

yamyams
femalian protruberances

cock - hog, package, mule, one eyed wonder worm
pussy - who-who (or hoo-hoo), peacher, bearded clam, pie hole, whale's eye
posing - stripping naked, showing off her goods, sleeping, passed out, unconscious
tits - cans, eyes, head lights, thraws

I forgot to use them in a sentence:

She was unconscious so I exposed her cans & stuck my mule in her whale's eye.

Sure, that's universally understood, if you live in another universe.

Oh yeah, any clever ways of saying 'fucking' and 'sucking' would be good too.

shopping
shoes
home decor
cuddling
|couch|

Last night I gave the old lady a taste of my one eyed wonder worm then I boned the piss outa her.

Nice! :D

There will be some duplicates in these:

Synonyms for Breasts:
Boobs, Eyes, Fun-bags, Headlights, Hooters, Jugs, Knockers, Melons, Naturals, Rack, Ta Tas, Thraws, Tits, Titties, Yamyams

Synonyms for Fellatio:
Blow, Blowjob, Cock Suck, Deep Throat, Dick Suck, Gobble, Head, Oral, Oral Sex, Skull Job, Suck, Swallow

Synonyms for Fornicate:
Boff, Bone, Carnal Action, Coitus, Congress, Copulate, Crack, Do, Drill, Fuck, Going At It, Hump, Intercourse, Make Love, Scrog

Synonyms for Penis:
Beaver Cleaver, Boner, Cock, Dick, Dong, Johnson, Lingam, Lizard, Love Muscle, Man Meat, Meat, Mule, One Eyed Wonder Worm, Package, Pecker, Peter, Prick, Rod, Schlong, Shaft, Tool

Synonyms for Strip:
Bare All, Disrobe, Expose, Exposing Herself, Passed Out, Showing Off, Showing Off Her Goods, Sleeping, Unconscious, Undress

Synonyms for Vagina:
Bearded Clam, Cootchie, Cooter, Cunt, Hot Box, Peacher, Pie Hole, Poontang, Pussy, Pussy-coochie, Snatch, Twat, Whale's Eye, Yoni

Oh Chop, glad to see you didn't get that BJ that went thru MS.. |hurricane

Hang on down there.. |rasta|

Yeah that was a large blowjob. Little community about 12 miles north of me got the most damage. I got some high winds and lots of water. The spillway on the lake is roaring this morning.

Damn nice list Chop. |thumb You obviously have too much time on your hands. :D My top secret endeavor thanks you.

dont forget the one eyed trouser trout.

In seconds this randy slut was on her knees unzipping my zipper to unleash my massive one eyed trouser trout. She took it all the way down and my piss pump was playing a serios game of tonsil hockey

Pussy = whisker biscuit, love muffin, The Y, the carnal canal,

i heard one the other day dude called it a bling hole cause if ya want to get into the hole ya have to have bling

UW..here is a nice comprehensive list..

sex word list

When is wicked soon?

I saw this thread title and almost fell over when I saw that UW was asking for help with colorful language :D

Some of these will be duplicates of those already posted and some are a little wierd, but hell...I know who's askin' :D:

Cock: trouser snake, sausage, joystick, shaft, pole, purple pole of passion, willy, bone, fuckstick, rod, pecker, prick, manhood, throbbing knob, wild eel,

Pussy: honey pot, cootch, cootchie, bearded clam, snapper, pink snapper, fuckhole, cooze (especially dripping cooze), manhole, cock cozy, baby chute, love canal, pooter, cooter, poontang, vertical smile, furry cash register, love muffin, happy crack, tuna taco, love shack, cum catcher, pole hole,

Will post more if I think of them. :)

Damn, you are some sick and twisted people. :D

Well, you're the only one who even knows what the project is, so be happy with that. :D

As soon as I finish integrating the new code that cd34 gave me I'll release a Beta version for everyone to test, criticize, and give suggestions on. It won't be beta as much as just plain incomplete. I don't won't to put all the effort in to full thing until I hear people's opinions on the site's general value and usefulness.