Picture on the nightstand...
 

After a long night of making love, he notices a**photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

* He begins to worry.

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* 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.

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* 'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.

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* 'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.

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* 'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his**ears.

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* 'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires,**hoping to be reassured.

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* 'No, no, no!!!' she answers.

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* 'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.

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* 'That's me before the surgery.'