I can not collect so much cash money 500 000...
 

Today in morning, I of saws beer "Red Buffalo", has called me Greenguy
Also has offered to buy this network payment, and I have agreed. But when he has named to me the sum of the bargain as me and villages on a floor... My eyes have taken off from a head...
The cheerful boy, has offered me this business for one million dollars. But ambassador cheerful Greenguy has lowered the price, up to 500 000 green money.
I have said, that I shall think, is higher than his cheerful and tempting offer. I search for the partner and for this business...

4 only one by very confused this guy and its otsutsviyem of correct English skills?

My guess is that you intend on purchasing his ranch where he breeds red buffalo. (Which would be great for you since a red buffalo is just the crossbreed of a can of red bull and a dozen buffalo wings.) You originally offered $1,000,000, but in your generosity you lowered it $500,000.

Told you GG&J had new owners....

You have understood me. Yes I badly write and I know English... But what to do, we shall laugh together..


Margaret T died, and a few days later the Devil dragged her by the hair to the pearly gates. God asked him, “What do you think you’re doing? I don’t want her”.

“Oh come on, do me a favour,” replied the Devil, “I’ve only had her three days and she’s already closed down four furnaces!”

Seems like a bottle of vodka is needed for this thread to understand any of it. |drunk|

lol sounds like he used babelfish to translate russian to english

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