Just drank My first beer in 5 Years
 

Damn was it good too, My internet boss sent me some real german beer to relax with and damn was it nice and smooth almost forgot how good it was. 1 more and I'll prolly catch a buzz since i havent drank anything in 5 years. :D

Funny thing is though i seem to be getting more quality work done now.

What brand was it? Sounds nice!

Was a paulaner hefe weizen

Good for you man. But my story is different (if you want to listen) I took the wrong roller coaster, and now Im going downhill. Hope I can reverse things.
Drink in evil.

mmmmmmm, beeeeeer |cheers|

I love beer, it makes me happy |cheers|

urrrrmmm no beer in 5 years? wtf? were you trying to give up?

Theproofhouse comeon dude, you're stronger then that. Just don't let tooooo much time pass... the brakes might not work after too long. Get some help and get yourself cleaned up man. Chin up man, you can do this. Best of luck!

wow, a weizen |thumb - that's the right thing in this heat ;)

Got this email from a friend. Let's compare!

BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAYOFF

1 Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy

7 If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER


FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
-An extra point for BEER

:D

LMAO Ramster!! That was great!

now that's a good one |thumb

haha, too funny! |thumb

Love it especially when served icy cold man! ;)

Weizen Beer is the best stuff on earth.. Paulaner is actually a pretty good one too..

I drink Weizen (wheat-beer) almost every day.. I work at a bar that has its own brewery!

You should enjoy that stuff more often than once every 5 years ;-)

haha that's a good one