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MindyBlingBucks 2005-07-01 10:11 AM

Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis
 
"The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.

Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica.

There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said.
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So I guess penis envy doesn't have to apply to an attached penis? |clown|

artavaleha 2005-07-01 11:09 AM

HI ass!
It is similar to a fairy tale...
You probably can write the good books?

eman 2005-07-01 11:18 AM

"The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin"

I know him - second cousin to Ivor Bigun.

Cleo 2005-07-01 11:25 AM

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Nice. :D

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There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said.
I had no idea that anyone had ever cut off and kept a dead man's penis. That is just fucking bizarre. lol

ponygirl 2005-07-01 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo
Nice. :D
I had no idea that anyone had ever cut off and kept a dead man's penis. That is just fucking bizarre. lol

Ya - over here it gets thrown out the window lol
can you say BOBBITT?? :D
bobbitt

amber438 2005-07-01 12:10 PM

What I wanna know is..
they poisoned him, stabbed him, shot him, threw him in the river..
so..when did they chop off his dick to preserve it??

|dizzy|

Cleo 2005-07-01 12:10 PM

That is even more bizarre!

Lunatic 2005-07-01 02:48 PM

I love the internet. Educating and entertaining all at the same time. |shocking|

eman 2005-07-01 02:55 PM

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/historical/rasputin/
"At this point, the plotters apparently decided to hack off the Mad Monk's 13-inch love tool, although this may be apocryphal.
Finally, they tied him up and threw him in the river. When his body was found a few days later, he appeared to have been STILL alive underwater and clawing to get out of the ropes. There was also enough water in his lungs to support this premise, and three bullets lodged in various regions of the body. "

Lunatic 2005-07-01 03:15 PM

Wow, he was one creepy, scary looking dude.

juggernaut 2005-07-01 10:25 PM

I wonder if it was a man or a woman who held it to cut it off and if they were mentaly fucked up afterwards. lol. Hey this could be the next Niche. lol.
Can the penis perform magic tricks? 13 inches, god its a wonder no one had approched them to do prono spots lol.

amber438 2005-07-02 09:24 AM

haha..
It turned out to be a sea cucumber..
That was a great depiction of the tale!!

|pink

slymer 2005-07-04 07:04 AM

well, a tale is a tale. we never know if it has some resemblance to facts.

HarD_RocK 2005-07-05 05:31 AM

Were they really able to preserve Rasputin's penis? I mean, that's pretty surprising - a preserved penis...

jones 2005-07-06 11:17 PM

LoL, they cut the penis to be preserved.


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