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Extreme John 2003-08-27 08:59 AM

Son of a Bitch!
 
O.k, this is going to sound strange, but we have a pretty homely type office, laid back, TV's, Radio with Speakers in all rooms, Couch, Xbox on the way tonight.

So basically when we get into the office, we pack our lunches into the fridge, take our shoes off and boot up our systems (crap like that), the key to this story is taking off our shoes/sneakers. Well needless to say the next step in our day is going to the water cooler to fill up.

This morning, I remove sneakers, and walk up to water cooler, and step in 5 gallons of water that leaked into the overflow tray and onto the carpet, WET SOCKS!!!!!!!!! I HATE WET SOCKS!!! |angry| |angry| |angry|

Cleo 2003-08-27 09:03 AM

Do what Luna and I do, work naked. |jester|

Extreme John 2003-08-27 09:09 AM

For girls thats acceptable, matter of fact your more than welcome to work around here naked all you want, but the last thing I want to see are the clowns that work with me naked.

|afro|

Extreme Nate 2003-08-27 09:22 AM

Wait the best part of the story is the fact that John the great boss that he is didnt tell me about the water|nahnah|
So what did I do after I got in this moring, thats right took off my shoes and walked right in to the damn water thanks boss |fuckyou|

cockNballs 2003-08-27 09:30 AM

I keep my shoes on in the office

Extreme John 2003-08-27 09:33 AM

Hey Jim, good call, I lost your number gimme a shout I need to buy some stuff from you :)

Greenguy 2003-08-27 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Extreme Nate
Wait the best part of the story is the fact that John the great boss that he is didnt tell me about the water
That's priceless!

Personally, I always wear shoes/sneakers/sandles - my buddy is a foot doctor of sorts & he told me most foot problems come from not wearing something on your feet for a majority of the day.

Dagwolf 2003-08-27 09:45 AM

Re: Son of a Bitch!
 
Quote:

WET SOCKS!!!!!!!!! I HATE WET SOCKS!!! |angry| |angry| |angry|
Me too. You have my sympathy.

Hey, I'm a n00b again!

DangerDave 2003-08-27 10:23 AM

What are shoes? |bananna|

DD

Extreme John 2003-08-27 10:34 AM

Thanks for the great news GG, not only are my shitty socks wet (and I live 40 minutes from the office so I will go buy new ones now), but now my feet are gonna fall off too. Jeez..

Yup, it's official, Dave your losing your Banana loving mind :)

Extreme Nate 2003-08-27 11:48 AM

Yep damn socks are still wet three hours later Whooo hooo|angry|

JanTM 2003-08-27 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
Do what Luna and I do, work naked. |jester|
In that case I would like all my submissions to be approved by you or Luna clicking the mouse button with your breasts. I have heard it should do wonders for sales :D |escape|

Cleo 2003-08-27 02:24 PM

I think that we would need much bigger keyboards. :D

|jackinthe

JanTM 2003-08-27 02:29 PM

Now thats a statement that has a nice ring to it in my ears :D

DangerDave 2003-08-27 07:34 PM

I may be John..... I may be... |loony|

DD

Extreme John 2003-08-27 08:22 PM

Well the sad update is that I never went to buy socks, I got too busy, worst part is I had to put the fuckers back on because I had an interview in the office today, grrr.

Hours upon hours later and I still HATE wet socks!!

Fisty Palmer 2003-08-28 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Extreme John
Well the sad update is that I never went to buy socks, I got too busy, worst part is I had to put the fuckers back on because I had an interview in the office today, grrr.

Hours upon hours later and I still HATE wet socks!!

I only buy socks that come with detailed instructions. My parents said they dropped me on my head alot when I was a kid.

finnbear 2003-08-28 09:40 AM

We finns also keep shoes in work, but most of us have different pair of shoes to keep in work only.

One thing people here astonish are Americans who wear shoes in home. They lay in couch with shoes on, put their feet on couch table with shoes on, and go to bed with shoes on. At least in soaps and movies. We can't understand that, we don't wear shoes at home. We wear sandals for home use only.

In Thailand people got shoes off when they enter any house, office or home.

Extreme John 2003-08-29 11:59 PM

I must be from Thailand, I rip my shoes off right away when I get home too :)

Greenguy 2003-08-30 08:27 AM

It's nice to see that American Culture is learned from watching Soap Opera's - LOL

Take a page from the Aussies - learn about Americans by watching The Simpsons :D

Cleo 2003-08-30 08:33 AM

I always take my shoes off as soon as I get in my home at whatever door I come in. At one point, when I first got my white carpets installed, I tried to have my friends do the same, fuck you would think that I was asking them to get naked with the way they looked at me and bitched.

Many years ago I lived in San Francisco and everyone took their shoes off at the door, but most of my friends there were of Asian decent so maybe that had something to do with it.

Wait my Brazilian friends take their shoes off. I guess many Americans are just pigs…

Greenguy 2003-08-30 08:40 AM

I do take my shoes off at other peoples houses if they ask (or I see a pile of shows in the hallway) And I think the kids take their off here,but The Bitch & I both have fucked feet, so on the advice of our foot guy, we leave them on as much as possible.

Since I've been doing this, my feet have felt alot better at the last few conventions :D

Cleo 2003-08-30 08:48 AM

Growing up in south Florida we never wore shoes at all so there was no shoes to take off at the front door, lol. It was just too damn hot down here to wear anything but cut offs and a little top.

I also have some big ass feet that are also very wide as does other people that I grew up with. I guess this is what happens when you don't wear shoes growing up.

Extreme John 2003-08-31 04:16 PM

Greenguy = Sleeps with Shoes on (because Dr. says so)
Greenguy = Sleeps with pantyhose on (because his wife says so
Greenguy = Sleeps with makeup on (because he likes to)

|bananna|

finnbear 2003-08-31 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
I always take my shoes off as soon as I get in my home at whatever door I come in. At one point, when I first got my white carpets installed, I tried to have my friends do the same, fuck you would think that I was asking them to get naked with the way they looked at me and bitched.
Hah, so those American soaps are right, lol! We finns never go other peoples homes with shoes on. We bring our own sandals just for inhouse wear.


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