Just imagine how adult sites will have to be advertised with restrictions like this
 

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...710050,00.html

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Drinks companies have been ordered to hire paunchy, balding men for advertisements to meet new rules forbidding any link between women’s drinking and sex. Watchdogs have issued a list of undesirable male characteristics that advertisers must abide by in order to comply with tougher rules designed to separate alcohol from sexual success.
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Ron Jeremy would become the Jenna Jameson of burly men :D

Wow. What about subjectivity?

It's like when I go "damn, she's nice" and my buddies give me a funny look and say "she's nasty. ew."

They're wrong.

Drinking has always been the leading the cause of pregnancy. The world population will take a big hit with this.

I think they should hire me for all advertisements.

Man, there are a lot of people in this world that have to much time on their hands and need to find something else to do besides worrying about everything WE do/think/look at.

As per usual the authorities take the paternal approach to the little women... gotta look after the chicks because the poor dears can't control themselves...

In Aust no-one gives a flying fuck about gambling on horses, sports, or casino tables games - yet poker (slot) machines - the prefered method of housewives are regulated to the hilt...

Gotta watch that beer stuff.....

I didn't know Bush was in charge of UK advertising |couch|