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Platinum Bryan 2005-09-27 03:51 PM

Warning!!!
 
Warning to all Men!!

Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious
when offered drinks by women.

Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men.
This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is
used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with
them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers," and
then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that
renders most men helpless. After several "beers," men will have sex with
even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the
night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad
happened.

Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in
a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped
unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called
"marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once
"beer" is administered.

Greenguy 2005-09-27 03:56 PM

|haha

Keep'em coming - humor like this keeps me going each & every day |thumb

Surfn 2005-09-27 04:21 PM

I guess I need to take up drinking "beer" |bananna|

stuveltje 2005-09-27 05:02 PM

mmmmmm stu checking naaa in holland its the other way around, men do that with woman...........for years already..........i do remmeber my parents warned me for that...when i was young:D oh and me only 21 one years old:D

SirMoby 2005-09-27 06:28 PM

Warning for women!

Alcohol may leaad to pregnancy.
Very large amounts of alcohol may lead to pregnancy and a sore pussy.


I like that story :)

StaceyJo 2005-09-28 05:20 AM

hahahahahaha, at least we're aware now... nice one!

DannyCox 2005-09-28 04:06 PM

So that's what has been happening to me every Friday for the past 20 years!!

DannyCox 2005-09-29 02:48 PM

And in the same vein as this thread, check this out ;)

http://www.toilette-humor.com/beer-is-good.html

bluemoney 2005-09-30 10:50 AM

Help! Help! I’ve been victimized. |ohhhhh|


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