Pillsbury Dough Boy Died today
 

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

this news depressed me so much I have to go get baked |cry|

|potleaf|

Just about fell out of my chair from laughing so hard. Did you make that up? Great post!!

Good stuff Sparky...thanks!

|haha

This better then watching Shrek 2 a 12th time :)

Occasionally there is a joke I receive in email that is good enough to get forwarded. This was one of those times.

I usually hate forwarded messages because I never get any as good as that one

Good one, cd34. I understand that his hiers will be rolling in dough

|pokefun| What a crummy way to die.

I hate these cookie-cutter emails - but then I guess this one rises above most

that was pretty funny!!

actually the voice of the Jolly Green Giant --ho ho ho-- died recently.

Ho here

and i love the ad with all the little cartoony guys in it like the starkist tuna and the snap crackle pop guys.. its a pretty funny ad. |pink