Now this is pretty fucking funny...
 

So, I'm thinking of calling my senators and telling them to investigate the start of the war, okay? And I google 'Senator Santorum'...

The 4th result, and the second real individual result, is this:

Santorum
Satirical attempt to name the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex after Senator Rick Santorum.

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/

I think I'll be adding a link to some pages later on today. ;-}

The best part is his assistant :)
http://www.365gay.com/newscon05/07/071505santorum.htm

Of ocurse when Santorum said "If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual (gay) sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything"
He didnt know how close he was to the truth :) Seems that judge out in Utah is still getting away with a criminal offense :
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1276715

That's classic!