Had to repost this from a friend at another board - Rednecks!
 

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickups, Harley Davidsons, country music or Jesus
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK!

LMAO

|haha I read that on a site a few days ago. I started to repost it but I felt folks were tired of my redneck humor. As you, Linkster, I know folks that qualify to be USRSF members.

Chop and Linkster I never tire of redneck humor. I'm a bon o fidee member of the blue collar comedy fan club :D

|haha Boy what a great idea though!

I also never tire of any kind of redneck humor, maybe because I am one |huh

Where do I sign up?

I can almost picture the Humvees mowing down the street's of Baghdad with "3" stickers on their back windsheilds |loony|

|jester|

Fetch the Mossberg Maw! We're gonna "Smoke some Camels". Ye fuckin haw! :D

LOL I laughed harder at that than the actual joke :D

They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt,

hahahahaha, so funny! hahahahah

I am a transplant in redneck cuntry, it is kinda funny around here. Course most you dont see cause they are in camo.

ronnie