Today's Word Is "Nude" (Rant)
 

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"nude" is "not a stitch of clothing"

a model in pantyhose is not nude
a model in stockings is not nude
a model wearing a g-string is not nude
a model in one of those belly shirts with the paysite name on it is not nude

I am sick to death of editing the word "nude" out of descriptions because the model is not nude. This seems like such a simple guideline: "If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE"

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I've got to stop doing big batches of reviews at once. It's raising my blood pressure.

Can you edit the freesite I just submitted?

Nude dissolute women engaged in sex actions

Thanks.

"If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE"

I agree 100% |thumb

Reminds me of a 'newspaper' here in the UK, The Sport (and it's slightly racier sister Sunday Sport) where sensationalist headlines proclaim QUEEN NUDE PIC SHOCK or some such similar, where the women have plenty of clothes on but a nipple flash etc.

It should be:

(Insert name here) ABSOLUTELY NUDE underneath her clothes

MadMax, I've found good link about it:

http://www.up-n-runnin.com/blackmode...elingterms.htm

Yahook, shut the fuck up. No one is talking to you. Go away.

MadMax, what if she is thinking nude thoughts? :D You could always edit nude into lude or crude.

as long as you dont get sick of the word "sweet" Im still good ;)

Well, now you went and fucking did it. Here I was, content with one rant. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF DESCRIPTIONS LIKE "blonde posing and dreaming about cock" when there's not a single cock in the pics. The description should be a description of the actual content, no some half-assed attempt to make a solo girl set fit Her First Big Cock or something by cheesing up the description.

You just like to poke me with a fucking stick and watch me go sometimes, don't you Cocksucker? :D

All set Sparky :D

and as long as you're not engaged in any smoking actions inside the Ft. Lauderdale airport you'll be fine ;)

...and Bingo was it's namo. That's my policy as well. I've come to assume that a great many submitters are just so bad with words, that they simply don't know how to describe what they are seeing.

Who, me? :D

Careful there Max...that's not a stick he's poking ya with :D

I've used Google:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...&q=define:Nude

So in my opinion description "Nude women posing" mean that women must be completely undressed. The description "Nude women posing in pantyhose" will be also correct.

How lovely for you. I repeat that my stance is "Nude women posing in pantyhose" is like saying "straight guy sucking cock". It just doesn't make any fucking sense. If he's sucking cock, he can't be straight. If she's wearing pantyhose, SHE'S NOT FUCKING NUDE. :)

Does somebody have a problem with my "Two nude cheerleaders posing in bikinis except one is taking the picture" site submission?!

How about if I change it to:

"A cheerleader taking pictures of this cheerleader posing completely nude except for the bikini that she is wearing"

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MadMax, I've just posted my unassuming opinion. I've used Google descriptions. I agreed with you that the word "nude" mean no clothes for me. But I personally think that "nude women in pantyhose" mean that there are no any clothes on women instead of pantyhose.

Actually as insane as that sounds I think that you have a point.

A woman can be nude in pantyhose or nude wearing high heels - or atleast in some degree I think..

3. You need to be willing to model in lingerie. Lingerie, by definition, is usually sheer and transparent. And the photoshoots will require the models to pose topless (breasts and nipples exposed thank you very much). Models will always be in bottoms, as we dont do full nudity. Please do not flame me by saying topless is nudity, short answer you will get from me is, "nope, nudity is defined as being in a state of complete nakedness". Being in bottoms and no top is topless. Thats why its called topless. Not topless nude.

Ive been down this road... its not just WM's... models always ask for more money because they are doing "nudity"...

http://www.calgarymodels.com/do-you-...e-a-model.html

Incidentally, another one of my pet peeves has forced me to make this policy no 1...

1. You need to be FEMALE. I cant stress this enough. Nothing wrong with guys wanting to model lingerie, its just something I dont take pictures of.

For the sake of argument - if you are wearing nothing but a hat and a pair of socks are you nude?

Not to go off topic - but somebody here must really like the Simpsons

The words under my name keep changing in 10 post intervals to quotes taken from the Simpsons.

Not that it's by any means important or related to this thread - I just felt a overwhelming urge to express my observation |jackinthe

"Girl/Guy/Granny/Tranny posing in hat and socks" :)

"nude straight guy wearing baseball cap and sucking cock"

|jester|

ok.. ok..

What if you had to select a category for our imaginary "Tranny posing in hat and socks" site.

We have two category options for this particular imaginary link list

A) Nude
B) Nonnude

HA - now what are you going to pick! :D

and on top of that you select "Lesbian Movies" for the category. ;)

Wazza would hit that :D

Kinda pointless having a non-nude tranny IMO |santa|

there are medicinal and non-medicinal hookers tho...