Useless Warrior and Merlot
 

seems UW is trying to corner the keywords for this

do a search on google for useless warrior merlot (no quotes)


|crazy|

A search for "useless warrior merlot" (in quotes) returned 0 results, so I don't think anyone in the world wide web including useless is optimizing for that phrase :D

In a few days, this page should return as #1 for "useless warrior merlot" though -- we shall see.

Hm I don't know about you but the first three threads are all about him, see
http://www.google.com/search?client=...UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

Here you go :D

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What's wrong with merlot, UW? ;)

LOL...it doesnt matter whats wrong, he STILL is not drinking any fucking merlot!

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Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.

Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

Hehe, I have heard a few bartenders and waiters complain about this scene and the harm it has done to Merlot sales already, at least among wine snobs. Pretty funny, though out here no one really was drinking Merlot anyway, we go for Cab or Shiraz. I always think it's funny how different wines and cocktails go through so many trends.

...Not that I have any business complaining, as I'm wearing a belly button ring with a cosmopolitan charm hanging off it. |huh

You're beyond fucking broken!

"The Snob Free Wine Guide" tells me your rejection of Merlot is your way of telling us that you don't like giving Ginger a hearty porking with cream sauce...

Sad fucking individual |shocking|

I know...I said nothing comes up if you use QUOTES, which is how you find out who is optimizing a page for a keyword/phrase :D

I am not drinking either :)

I am a little slow today...
|couch|

Good line...horrible movie.

Fuckstain - |waves|

I should mention that I rarely drink any wine. Rarely, as in not a sip in a long fucking time. I drink beer. I was at a party Saturday and drank a couple of bottles of some friggin' Vermont micro brew shit, then spent the rest of the night drinking Fosters.

Fosters - Australian for Merlot.

Also, I'm a little like that fucktard who said the line, so I probably liked it more than the average nutjob.

Don't believe the hype dude... no Aussie drinks Fosters...

I like the scene when he pours the bucket of wine into his mouth at the wine tasting event.

Finally, someone who knows how to party!|drunk|

I know. Aussies drink Merlot.

You give me the choice of a micro brew that tastes like it was filtered through week-old coffee grounds, Budweiser, Corona in cans (fucking blasphemy) or Foster bottles - and I'm sucking down the Fosters. And those no-good bastards tried to hide the Fosters. What kind of love is that?

Greenie knows my preference. :D

That was a funny movie and Miles is obviously gay. I know guys that would drink vinegar with Virginia Madson if that's what it took.

I would gargle with her douche drippings.

Did I take that too far? :D

hehe I drink merlot, or should I say I drink any red wine lol. I never see Fosters here, although when I was a kid I think I did. Aussies drink VB or XXXX generally, I arent keen on either. For beer I prefer Corona or Hahn.

Damn your media with all this Fosters, shrimp, croc bullshit lol.

It's all about the manischewitz. Oi!

Oh, and Miles and I share the same meds, so I got a little more out of it then your average Joe too.

|buddy|

I tried fosters while in US it was better than the shit they give us here :)

Give me a bottle of Corona with a slice of lime and I'm a happy little useless camper.

I'm told the Fosters in the UK is yummy by comparison.

Coopers Pale Ale or Boags Strongarm or Asahi or Carlton Draught or Melbourne Bitter for me.

Beer in cans is against God's law...

Yeah Fosters in the UK tastes a little too good :D

Beer in cans - agreed - needs to be poured warm into one of those shitty plastic beakers lol