How do you know you spend too much time in hotels?
 

When they give you expensive Xmas presents.

Last night stayed in Prague and on leaving the manager came out and presented me with Xmas presents. Got a beautiful tin with hand made biscuits, a crystal glass ornament and a free night for two in an executive suite in any of their hotels.

Spending way too much time away from home. :(

Well, at least the next time you're away from home, it'll be in very nice surroundings :D