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iFliPcEsS 2003-12-18 01:02 PM

qualifications of your ideal woman?
 
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Could you please tell me what are the qualifications of the ideal woman for you..? |waves|

Surfn 2003-12-18 02:48 PM

That attachment pretty much sums it up for me. |santa|

iFliPcEsS 2003-12-18 03:24 PM

cool... but don't you have any other qualification other than those listed in the attachment? |jester|

dareutwo 2003-12-18 04:05 PM

Umm yep, she's not Black.
Other than that, you found my wife.. LOL

finnbear 2003-12-19 01:21 AM

This one is easy...

Deaf and blind blonde beautiful nymphomaniac who owns a booze shop. |bananna|

JanTM 2003-12-19 04:11 AM

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Here she is fellas... she combines my two main fetishes into one single perfect gal :D

Surfn 2003-12-19 04:11 AM

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Originally posted by iFliPcEsS
cool... but don't you have any other qualification other than those listed in the attachment? |jester|
Nupe, I'm easy :D

Greenguy 2003-12-19 06:52 AM

An alcoholic with no gag reflex :D

urb 2003-12-19 07:05 AM

For me, it has to be this lady.

Ramster 2003-12-19 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by Greenguy
An alcoholic with no gag reflex :D
|haha

iFliPcEsS 2003-12-19 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by finnbear
This one is easy...

Deaf and blind blonde beautiful nymphomaniac who owns a booze shop. |bananna|



lol lol lol|jester| |jester| you forgot something mute? but ooposs you can't hear her moan... he he he he

iFliPcEsS 2003-12-19 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by JanTM
Here she is fellas... she combines my two main fetishes into one single perfect gal :D

Is that your ideal woman? or ideal boobs size??? hmmm just asking.... |jester| |jester|

iFliPcEsS 2003-12-19 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by ross
#1. Able to give a blowjob where she takes it to the root and licks my balls while she's down there.

#11. Constant reminders of why rule #1 is rule #1

That's not too much to ask for, but the probability of this woman existing is unfathomable.

But I shall keep the dream alive.!! :D


Hey don't loose your HOPE... there's still robot... who know's somebody could invent your ideal woman he he he so for now... dream on.... |bananna| |bananna|

JanTM 2003-12-19 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by iFliPcEsS
Is that your ideal woman? or ideal boobs size??? hmmm just asking.... |jester| |jester|
Both :)

For all I know she could be intelligent, funny, a good cook and know how to clean the house. But of couse if all that fail I'll have sex with her anyway just because of her dark exotic skin color and not to mention... her big tits :D
I think I'm in love... |jester|

Boogie 2003-12-19 09:28 PM

I like the ones without restraining orders.

oh! also the ones that dont press charges!


....

ok sorry poor taste.

My basic qualification is um, if she'll put up with me, I'll take her out :p

but honestly, I'd love to marry a decent looking nerd girl, with nice sexy glasses, dark hair, and is into computer games... preferablly MMORPG's

if you're out there, know I'd marry you on the spot :p


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