The hardest thing in the world
 

I´m looking thru my fs submits on my ll and apparently the hardest thing for fs submitters is to submit in the right category and use the right recip for that category. This happens so often that I in my "reason for reject" added this is #1 reason for reject among my standard responses. To all fs submitters: Please think before you submit and submit to the right category and use the right recip for that category.

Well.. just some thoughts from me.

probably gonna go in one ear and out the other brother :D

i don't think a certain percentage of submitters can even read english from what I heard eavesdropping at the XBiz show in Vegas


|couch|

I'm rejecting sites left & right for rules that are clearly posted on the submit page - no one reads these days.

Ain't that the truth though |loony|

Submissions are way up for FPP...which is good to see. Sad part is, most of them obviously have no clue of what it takes to get listed :(

Dude, I get so damned many that don't even bother that I reject left and right also. I think most are just too damned LAZY to bother...period! Sorry, of that statement offends some of you "silent" readers out there, it happens.

I know I don't give out millions of hits to my submitors to WorldWeb Porn, but I do what I can and expect some courtesy in return. I recently switched back to niche recips and for the first 4 days, no one bothered useing them, just the old index recip. I know that most need refresh or dump their temp. files to see the new changes at my submit page, but that's ok too.

But I still think people are becoming way to lazy to read the damned rules. |banghead|

Not only don't they read the rules, they don't read the reject e-mails. The first few times I give a reason in the reject, after that I just reject without giving a reason (they still get an e-mail, though). Still they keep submitting with the same violations. I must have rejected this one guy more than fifty sites in a row, yet he keeps submitting. |crazy|

One way to go to resolve that: BAN 'EM! |thumb

I'm thinking that either those people need to seriously invest in glasses or they aren't literate at all, in any language. At any rate, they're a bunch of dumb asses :D

Yeah, that´s probably one of the reasons.

Some idiot is submitting sites from a suspended hosting account.

I wonder if he has trained a monkey to build and submit for him and if so, where can I get one?

I tend to add new categories and never announce them on my submit page, so I usually won't penalize my submitters for submitting to the wrong cat. I do get a lot of what I consider to be MILFs in the Mature category and vice versa. I just move them. The only time I get really annoyed is when they are promoting Please Bang My Wife, Housewife Bangers, or a similarly themed site and submit their free site to my MILF or Hardcore cats. I mean, I have FOUR FUCKING "WIVES" CATEGORIES - PICK ONE!

I've really lightened up as a reviewer since going partner only. I reject most partner applications - most of which are abso-fucking-lutely horrifying - so I'm pretty happy with my few submitters and typically give them a fair amount of leeway on minor shit. Pic order still bugs me though. (I'd swear that some builders fully script everything and never even look at their sites.)

Seriously, taking the extra few minutes to figure out what traffic might work best FOR SALES isn't all that hard.

My favorite is the one guy who keeps submitting the same damn freesite to me three times a week. He can change the pictures all right, but heaven forbid he change anything in the html, like a recip table!

I don't mind the backlinks. I just automatically delete. :D

Who's the english speaking webmaster that's selling templates to clueless non-english speakers, anyway?

Virgohippy, I'm sure the bad submits has nothing to do with the fact that in my stats especially (not speaking for everybody here), that alot of traffic is coming out of the Russian Federation, that those submitors are basicly clueless tards from there just wanting to get some cash, and sub to your site, mine and anyone elses here. I've got nothing at all against the Russians,they have a long line of history that's pretty unique, but in todays world...based upon the economy there going/gone to shit, porn is their one resource to generate a little extra cash.

But holy shit, enough already :) please submit real freesites that DON'T suck and stop beaing so damned confused on how to do proper HTML and learn that rejection will follow your submits every time you sub the same crap.

Ok...I feel better now :D

I'm usually extremely careful about submitting to the correct category, but sometimes I'm flying through and screw up....sometimes.
I do worry about promoting, say, a hairy sponsor site with an amateur mature BBW with an unshaved foo-foo. It's tricky now and then, but common sense usually prevails.

As a submitter I would love to get rejection emails from every LL that rejects a freesite, just to let me know the reason, but with so many submitters messing LL owners about so much I can understand the "why bother anymore" attitude.

Actually, most of the LLs I submit to are pretty darned helpful, which renders most of this post useless, so I'll shut up now.
|loony|