drinkers beware you may end up with a rep like mine
 

garv (3:50 AM) :
garv = drunk

George (3:59 AM) :
LOL I know that I looked Garv up in the Dictionary and it Said "Drunk,severely inebreated or intoxicated" ohh and it's also listed under "Slut" and "perv" ROFL

George (4:00 AM) :
and if you look me up in the dictionary,you'll find me under "Fucken Smart Ass" LOL

so I drank 20 Christmas cakes covered in hte best rum in the wor;d (bundaberg) ask DD why he moved to QLD (I know he aint gay!) I bet it's for the bundy or the |pissleft| on Victorians but hey ho, rum is nectar of god and I like to drink the nectar when I can!

regards
garv

ps started with

George:
Yo Wassup !!! should you not be in bed ?

jjust saw the

"WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?"

thing showing in my sig, I thought I know who Fozzie is I'll even go to the show when my wench asks me to.

Sadly fossie is a bear that goes "Yuckeda Yuck Yuck" and Fonzy goes "HEEEEEY" and the musical yes musical goes for at least 42 hours and there's no HEEEEY or Yuckeda Yuck Yuck but there is stockings and sluts! Aka two of the many things I've been known for over the last 9 years.

so if you want lovin and you live round me go to


http://www.fossethemusical.com/


regards
garv

I am so drunk I am so drunk I am so Drunk!

so now my flat mate's (that means person I live with not person who is squashed and I'm having weird sexual realationships with, like one US friend thought) not making it to work tomorrow


http://www.signstealers.com/flat01.jpg



http://www.signstealers.com/flat02.jpg


He will hate me till he realises he has the day off. |buddy|

garv is so drunk.... george has taken opver

ooooh garv answered himself 4 times or 5 times now Idiot if you ask me.

Danger Dave stop him now!


regards Aussie that's causing trouble;....

Now You're scaring me Garv |jester| One second I'm chatting to you on ICQ next you go quiet and talk to yourself on GreenGuy and Jim ROFL

Mate you must have been really Drunk .

I went outside to mow the lawn and came back inside to find you were here and have gone to bed.

I hope you made it to bed ok cause thats the safest place for both you and everyone else here..

Good to see you're out having a great time :)

May God have mercey on the earth when we hit the bottle together LOL... Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of RUM or two even |drunk|

I'll be sure to give Greenie and Danger Dave ample notice to lock the boards to keep us out till we sober up LOL

Regards,

Wicked1 (George AWM)

Oh... ooops. sorry everyone forgot about that.



garv

|jester| this whole thread made me laugh.

I cammed one night drunk as hell.. the next day i had all this money in my account and couldn't figure out why..

|drunk|

docholly now that's a good thing, I've got none and I know why |drunk|

Now thats a problem I could learn to Live with :)
Did you ever work out the reason Docholly ?.

And Garv no harm done mate,at least you kept your pants on LOL
Well in this thread anyway |jester|

Garv it seems you have the Same Drinking problem I do..... Two Hands and only One Mouth.

Wicked1|waves|

Sheesh... I swear I warned everyone when he first post here.... and now you know..:D

Doc.. just thank fuck that Garv doesn't have a cam... |jester|

DD

I'll chip in 10cents towards the fund for Garv to get a cam and offer free viewing to gg&j members on Friday nights....

:)

~Bell
p.s. you can follow instructions well, can't you Garv ??

OH man.. i saw his buns.. i'm HOOKED!!! hey that could be a new catagory ... Drunk webmaster cams.. LMAO

Ok Garv ,now I'm wondering .... Just which part of your anatomy did you post a picture of ?.

|pokefun| Will we see it soon with the following captions:

1 Bottle of Rum $30
Dialup internet Access $ 20
Digital Camera $1500
Access to www.Greenguyandjim.com $ Free

Getting drunk, jumping on the net taking a semi naked photo of yourself and posting it in the Adultwebmaster forums at GG&J and possibly exposing your buttocks to over 15,000 members.

Priceless
ROFL

Wicked1 |waves|

|jester|

oh god the hang over sucked. but guess what missed the radio show due to being drunk again!


so bell and doc here you go, this was taken for a webmaster nude thing a guy that does the dishes semi naked.


http://www.garv.net/pic01.jpg

for you drinkers out there check out that top shelf

from left to right

Bundy Coffe Chocolate Liquer, Baileys, Smirnof Vodie, Not sure, Tia Maria, Purple, Green, Red, Green Wolf Blass, Vladivare(spellcheck) Vodie and Red Wolf Blass.

regards
garv

P.S blame DD for getting me into message boards, I've been in porn since september 94 and only found out about message boards in 2000 cause of him... He lived round the corner from me never once met him, less than 10 minute walk!

Thats Gross ,Didn't you have a toilet in that Unit ?.

Remind me never to ask you to "do my dishes"

LOL

Wicked1

LMAO That was fun :)

*repetitive*..Nice buns.. Now TURN AROUND!!

|jester|

ditto that...

spin around bun-boy...

~Bell