Greenguy's Board - Funny conclusion to recent TGP article...

Heres a nice piece from a "webmaster resource" site??? and I use the term loosely..:(

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Before we continue to the actual building of the free site, take a second to get an account at XXXXXX & XXXXXX or if you know similar programs you like better use those, but you are going to need some PPC sponsors preferably with several niches. Second get an account at Free Hosted Galleries, because it will be the biggest timesaver in the free sites game.

XXXXXX is my processor of choice, simply because of the
excellent service I always received from them.
Basically they offer the same XXXXXX does, but also accept
Adult transactions. If you do not have a XXXXXX account yet
We recommend you get one now. It's painless
Now, armed with the above we will proceed to the actual building of the pages.
Preparation:

Select two galleries at Free Hosted Galleries in the same niche preferably from the same sponsor.
Create a directory on a webserver to upload the stuff once we built it.
Now we have that build a frameset with a 100 pixel headerframe and load the gallery in the main frame.
My services:
Get traffic using my free & paid services
Make money by using sponsors you can trust
Maximize your income by doing what I do
Find what you need in my database
Get in touch with me.

In the top frame put your XXXXXX or XXXXXX links, just put up all the niches they offer (example: amateurs, anal, etc..)
Save it as gallery1.htm or something simular. Do the same with gallery2 and we have our ground work ready.
Warning page

Here comes the title of your free site (can be large text or a logo, you decide).
Below that you can plaster a banner to a sponsor (preferably the one you use the hosted galleries from), then the warning text.
Below the text put an 8 cell table to put your recips on and below that a big ENTER link leading to your main page and a big EXIT link leading to a non adult site.(click here for a good tip on that)

Below that plaster your XXXXXX links and your XXXXXX links and at the bottom put a link to your hub.

Main page

Same as with the warning page only instead of the warning text a nice welcome text and the links to gallery 1 & gallery 2.
Below that the same links as on your warning page to XXXXXX & XXXXXX.

There we have it our first free site in under 20 minutes :) Now upload the stuff and click next below.

What have we done?
We have built a freesite designed to make money. It's not what the big guys like Green Guy or Tommy would like you to build, but we're here to make bling not to give them wood reviewing :)
Don't even try to submit to their sites instead go to Linkmachine and compile a list of Link Lists. You will get a large list of around 400 sites so the boring part begins:

Some names have been XXXX'd to protect the "innocent"

DD