Aliens could attack at any time
 

Seems a UK defence minster figures we may have more to worry about than just OBL.|cry|
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

That's OK. They'll just die from the germs after wiping out a good chunk of the planet. |ufo||bigfuckin

It's just scare tactics, propoganda.

The aliens are really our friends, but the corrupt moguls are trying to make us afraid of them so they can continue to fund their bloated, military industrial complex, by getting us all geared up for a classic, pre-emptive strike.

I've had many private conversations with these supposedly dangerous aliens, and if there's one thing I've learned it's that they think we're a silly bunch - and that they're completely willing to leave us alone.

Well... one night, Voltrab did let it slip that they might destroy us in a blink if we ever discover the ability to form hyper proto-plasma fusion matrices. But there was a little |potleaf| influencing the conversation, so I just thought it was the leaf talking.

Are you sure its not now? |jester|

Oh crap, I've gotta hide my hyper proto-blotto confusion matress what-cha-ma-call-it or were in deep shit.

That Voltrab doesn't fuck around. |couch|

Virgohippy - share or we'll revoke your smilie!!
|potleaf| :D

Now you're talking.. puff puff pass, damnit! puff puff pass!

yeah! over here "bogarthippy" |potleaf|

Aw, c'mon guys, you know the house rule! There's a reason why I put the greenery bowl at the front door underneath the big sign. There's only one house rule:

If you partake of the house green you must be sober enough to roll 'em or pack it yourself!

Lets not forget about that time Rye-fry couldn't get up from the couch for three days straight! |shocking|

Oh, and spacemanspiff, I talked with Voltrab, he says you're okay as long as you don't turn on your matress. Turns out we're about three solar systems down from some real prime space-estate, and the Zarpechians don't want to give up their planetary estates during supernovae season because someone wasn't maintaining their thingy and accidentally started a black hole.

Black holes suck, ya know. |loony|

if they are edible then we are in luck

Voltrab was drinking Jack Daniels wasn't he? He always wants to fight when he drinks that stuff. That's why I hide the whiskey and keep some chilled vodka on hand. These travelers of both time and space can show up any time.

C'mon now, everyone knows that aliens get drunk on soured milk. Geez!