Crafty Holiday Shopping from your fellow Pornographers
 

With less than 6 weeks to go before Ho-Ho-Ho Day |santa| I thought I'd start a post so those of us who have micro businesses outside of porn could promote our products.

Since about 100% of us shop online, I'll spare you the advantages of letting your fingers do the walking and just say that why give money to Walmart or Sears when you can give something that is unique and handcrafted under the tree.

I'll start this off with my little bears: |boobies|

We have bears for every occassion and profession. We have love bears, family bears, work bears, sports bears and bears at play. Our website can show you more options but the best way to order is to drop me a PM and tell me what you want. Our pricing is lower than listed on the site plus I'll give a 20% discount to my fellow/sister webmasters. We offer flat rate shipping anywhere in the US for 10.00 on the chairs/figures and 4.00 for the ornaments.

You can see a few of the ones we've actually made in our shop here
So instead of trying to figure out what to give your parents/gramma/brothers/sisters etc etc.. give our bears peep.. we don't bite!!

PS: these are great gifts for cross cultural couples, same gender couples etc and we can write on them whatever you'd like. If you can imagine it, we can probably do it. |thumb

Holly - If you have one that you can make look very patriotic/republican, I'd say you should highly-customize that one and send it to Steven Colbert. As much as he hates bears, he'd definitely have to mention it on his show, and probably would mention where it came from. Might add some Colbert Nation orders for the holidays.

Thanks for the hint Simon. Be-Claws we luv the ColBEAR report we'll have to make him a beary special one. |thumb

It may get more play if you can make it a democrat bear. Since bears are the #1 threat to America, if it was a democrat too, he may BEARly be able to contain himself. Just a thought.

hmmm how do you make a bear a democrat?

Is the typical bear hunter likely to be a republican or a democrat?

Hi all, as you have heard in some of my morning chit chat, I'm making soap and selling it on eBay. Here is my store: http://stores.ebay.com/oldwestsoapcompany

I still have a bunch of stuff to get up there, but we specialize in handmade soaps, shea body butters, lip balms. Some of our stuff has an old west theme, some not. Should be getting some foaming liquid soaps and shea butters up in about a week. If you want a laugh, you can read my misadventures in soap making in my ebay blog http://blogs.ebay.com/oldwestsoapcompany

I think that is a great idea sending the bear to Steven Colbert! Nothing like free publicity!

Ohhh the shea butter sounds great! Weird as it sounds, I use it on the tips of my hair to prevent split ends. I've been mixing my own crazy recipe but although it works good, it doesn't smell the best. I'll have to order some (but I'm waiting til you get all of the goodies up!)