Telemarketers Beware
 

This made me laugh
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

That's just too funny. |jester|

I recently stopped doing telemarketing... maybe I'm a masochistic hippie, but I wish I could have called that guy! |loony|

Bob and Tom rock!

His site

http://www.tommabe.com/

He has been on Bob and Tom a lot and he is a riot, the shit he says to telemarketers is incredible. He convinced one woman he was a teacher out on disability for a paper cut that he and his wife wanted kids, but he couldn’t get a sperm sample to the Dr, so as she’s talking he’s “whacking off” and convinces her that she is the first one to ever turn him on enough to help him get the sample he needed.

And she agrees to help him…. And even calls him back later!

And another story was how he has to get permission from everyone on the phone, so after they hang up he calls them back. One guy wasn’t returning his call so he kept calling until finally… a telemarketing supervisor told him to stop calling since he was bothering them with all his calls.

Thanks for the link Torn. :)

|haha Now that was good!

|haha I wish I had the courage to do that, that was FUNNY! Thanks for that.

That was good!!

haha that was funny :D reminds me of getting rid of bill collectors in the old days, they would call me and say is this mr .... we are calling to collect blah blah etc and i would say, sir um there was a terible acident and this is mr... brother, he was killed in a car accident just hours ago and the family is seriously grieving right now and in a state of shock we would appriciate it if you wouldn't call again at this time....well, the poor fucker would feel real guilty and appologize and i wouldn't get another call for 6 months :D