Quotes ...
 

"You are not the momentary whim of a careless creator experimenting in the laboratory of life. . . You were made with a purpose."

I love that one ... share some your favorites...funny, inspiring, sexy, post what ya got!

"T'is often better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt" ~ Samuel Clemens

I've got a few for ya;

"We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavours & furniture polish is made from real lemons..."
--- Alfred E. Newman

"A Criminal is a person with predatory instincts without sufficient capital to form a corporation."
--- Clarence Darrow

"Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based on five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, & county commissioners."
--- Edward Abbey

"When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books...That Tolstoy crap. People shouldn't read that stuff."
--- Iron Mike Tyson

"When you can't say 'fuck,' you can't say 'fuck the government.'"
---Lenny Bruce

" Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind."
- Gen. William C. Westmoreland

"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell."
--- Edward Abbey

Yep I'm a bit of a cynical wildass radical ;)

"God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time." --Robin Williams

"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." --Mignon McLaughlin

My favorites

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated failures. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. --- Calvin Coolidge 1872

That's pretty much what keeps me going when my goals seem very far away :)

These are really good! Some I have never heard before... and I really like yours ponygirl!

"I was posting on another board and they just let all the shit through, sig whores making tons of useless posts, what a waste of time and junk to wade through." ronnie

"Please don't ban me. I don't like the other boards. Many of them are full of sig whores and jackasses." Agent

"In my travels to other boards, I see an awful lot of sig whores." Jim

|jester|

'never take a drink while reading a UW post'
anon

"Well Duh!" ~ Jay Leno :D

One of my favorite quotes happens to make an excellent ringtone.

Turn up your volume to maximum first. :D
Then...
http://www.uselesswarrior.com/pickup.mp3 - Little Jimmy Norton

|haha

"Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing" :D

“No! please stop your hurting me, I’ll pay you back the money just stop” ---forgot who he was

That's SO bad...and SOOO fuckin funny |jester|

Jimmy Norton has an even funnier ringtone, but I couldn't find it. It's his voice repeatedly yelling, "I have k*ddie porn on my computer!"

Oh shit that is funny as hell. I would love to be in a crowded elevator full of NOW chicks when that went off |jester|

I just about pissed myself! I fucking love it!!!