Oh great....
 

What a nice gift I got in the mail after Vegas....

Jury Duty!!!

I wonder if pictures of me and a bunch of known internet pornographers will get me out of it? ;-)

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Ah man, that sucks.

I always worry and wonder when that shitty day will come..

Puke.

Bring a book :)

Its in downtown Detroit.......so either its going to be boring as hell....or some case that involves killing and drugs.....

So might be interesting...AND they pay $25 a day! So heck...I can give up on this porn biz! ;-)

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Just tell them that the spider that lives in your shoe makes all your decisions for you.

That is one long ass boring day. (Unless you get cut right away.)
I got called in and had to stand in the jury box and answer questions from the Judge as well as both sides lawyers. I was only 18 at the time and was quite nervous.

I eventually said something that someone didn't like and was cut.

Oh well.

Just sit in the jury pool room and masturbate until someone asks you to leave. :)

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Just don't shave for like 4 days before, walk in with shitty clothes on all torn up and talk about how you like Charles Manson, he's your hero, you will be back at work in about 35 minutes (including drive time). :)

I've been called for duty a few times and really its pretty simple to get out of. Just cater your answers to any questions so that they simply don't want you...for example: If its a hold-up case, just say that you were once held up as a gas station cashier and you're pretty biased now against anybody accused of that crime. You feel that more than likely they are guilty.
or
say it were a medical malpractice case, just say that you are convinced that the doctors were totally responsible for your grandmother's death years ago due to negligence and ever since you believe ALL doctors are guilty of shoddy care, etc etc

You can quickly come up with a reason to describe yourself as a prior victim to a similar set of circumstances---and the judge often sees right thru this and knows what you're doing----but you are still not the type of person they want on the jury.
So far, its worked every time.


|bananna|

Hehehe get a criminal record and never have to worry.:) (at least that works down here.)

DD

Walk in wearing a Dress and some cute pig tails, if you dont get the boot, shit you might get laid.

Why is jury duty so bad? I'd think it would give you a good opportunity to put someone away... for life... with noooo possibility of parole |jester| :D

if the Judge or anyone else asks for your name just scream out loud: "GUILTY"

It workes for John.

We don't have jurys here, but I was a witness once.

After five years I witnessed a fight in a bar I found two pissed off nazis from my door. Mr. Policemen were pissed off because they had tried to find me a whole week. I ran multiple companies, so I wasn't in home very often. Those bozos would find me if they'd had brains enough to visit my companies.

Well, they let me read what I had witnessed five years ago, and that's that, but I knew they hated me and they treated me like criminal. I didn't cared. It must have been my big leather sofas and chairs, top notch hi-fis and tv and video. That was before home theaters.

Well, I went to the court and spent there a whole day. I read my witness document again, then they asked me two (!) questions and that was that. Government paid me appr. $50 for a day's work.

Teached me to act as witness, but at that first time I cannot help it. I was in a bar and drunken punk started to fight with waitress. Nobody wanted to help so I had to. It's unwritten law that you don't hit women and children. I kept that punk in floor until police came. I didn't hit him, just keep him in floor. If I had hit him, I would be in court too, we have this crazy law.

That's enough court for me for a life. |bananna|

In GA I got called, and when i filled out the information form, where it says occupation i put: Webcam entertainer and pornographer.

I was excused.