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bluemoney 2007-05-29 03:01 PM

WTF At Miss Universe
 
Reuters
By Monica Medel Yesterday at 8:57 pm

Miss Mexico was made to change her outfit for the regional dress contest after her original dress, decorated with brutal images of rebels in a 1920s religious uprising being hanged or shot, drew accusations of poor taste.

Gee, Ya Think?

virgohippy 2007-05-29 06:04 PM

I'm glad to hear it. One more reason why I can keep on not giving a damn about that fucked up circus act. |thumb

I know a woman who trains those girls out here in California. I've never met anyone who could be so cruel while maintaining a smile as well as her. |catfight|

I've personally seen this woman grab babies suckling from mothers' breasts and swallow 'em whole, bones and all, before curling her lips into a twisted smile and proclaiming the importance of being polite! People like her scare me... |sad|

Bobc01 2007-05-29 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by virgohippy (Post 349559)
I'm glad to hear it. One more reason why I can keep on not giving a damn about that fucked up circus act. |thumb

I know a woman who trains those girls out here in California. I've never met anyone who could be so cruel while maintaining a smile as well as her. |catfight|

I've personally seen this woman grab babies suckling from mothers' breasts and swallow 'em whole, bones and all, before curling her lips into a twisted smile and proclaiming the importance of being polite! People like her scare me... |sad|

Sounds like my ex mother inlaw. |shocking|

docholly 2007-05-29 08:35 PM

skinny bitches!! LMAO :D

bluemoney 2007-05-29 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by docholly (Post 349573)
skinny bitches!! LMAO :D

Yeah, Im with you |thumb

Preacher 2007-05-29 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by virgohippy (Post 349559)
I know a woman who trains those girls out here in California. I've never met anyone who could be so cruel while maintaining a smile as well as her. |catfight|

I've personally seen this woman grab babies suckling from mothers' breasts and swallow 'em whole, bones and all, before curling her lips into a twisted smile and proclaiming the importance of being polite!

She sounds hot! |thumb

virgohippy 2007-05-29 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Preacher (Post 349595)
She sounds hot! |thumb

She's not willing to wear a PVC catsuit and/or stiletto heeled boots. I already asked. |sad|

bluemoney 2007-05-29 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Preacher (Post 349595)
She sounds hot! |thumb

Hey Preach! I think she only appears after VH has had his mushroom pizza, with extra shrooms. |pokefun| |virgohippy|

Toby 2007-05-30 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by virgohippy (Post 349596)
She's not willing to wear a PVC catsuit and/or stiletto heeled boots. I already asked. |sad|

And you survived?

virgohippy 2007-05-30 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Toby (Post 349598)
And you survived?

When she roared blue flames I barely ducked in time to save my own skin. I only lost an eyebrow, but two of my friends were mortally wounded.

I tried to drag my friends to safety but by the time I could supress my gag reflex from the sulfer fumes enough to get a lung full of air her "students" had already dropped down from the ceiling and started tearing off the limbs of my whimpering comrades. I was too scared to do anything but watch as the girls tore off smoldering flesh bite by bite.

I'll never look at a woman in a bikini chewing on roasted human flesh the same way again.

sirkakashi08 2007-05-30 03:27 AM

anyway, she's hot!

Sarah_Jayne 2007-05-30 06:34 AM

Okay, I was expecting to read about the woman that fell over...bit different.

bluebrit 2007-05-30 07:47 AM

Hey Sarah that's what i expected to see in this thread... Emmy had it on in the background and i turned round just in time to see this girl strutting her stuff as her legs went out from under her. She landed on her ass like a sack of spuds hitting the ground. Laughed my ass off... funniest thing i've ever seen on that crazy show.

docholly 2007-05-30 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by bluebrit (Post 349633)
Hey Sarah that's what i expected to see in this thread... Emmy had it on in the background and i turned round just in time to see this girl strutting her stuff as her legs went out from under her. She landed on her ass like a sack of spuds hitting the ground. Laughed my ass off... funniest thing i've ever seen on that crazy show.

Me too!! I was rolling..mostly at the fact that she had NO padding on her ass to not hurt her...

again.. skinny bitches.. :D

Sarah_Jayne 2007-05-31 06:57 AM

I didn't see it but I heard about it on another board ...I have a problem staying awake during beauty pageants.

SheepGuy 2007-05-31 01:41 PM

Aaah beauty contests are like figure skating. You win, you get roses, you cry. You lose, you get roses, you cry. |yawn| Why not skip it all, get some roses, and cry |huh


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