i just got myself a private teacher
 

oke yes i am the dutch moron chinese talking dutch girl, yeah its funny to be named that way, but it isnt easy, i see many threads i like to respond on and i do only hell i talk bullshit there, i know the words in dutch , but i dont know them in english, i make long stories while those stories just could be short and clear and at the point, so i was thinking about it already months before, and now i did it, i have an private english teacher, so soon i will kick all your webmaster porn asses in proper english:D well i hope:D

Will you be having sex with your teacher and even more important will you be posting pics?



|couch|

Good ruck with your engrish ressons.

well i would have sex with her, if she would look like the girls at most pornsites, but then i am dealing with a guy age 50, ugly like hell, he looks like a 100 year old one, but he seems to be good at ENGLISH lesson, i dont expect he is good at sex.............. and i realy dont wnana find out if he is, YUKKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .btw my stomach is turning upside down when i think about granny sex:D, heay me gonna learn proper english, damn i will be an boring webmistress then and i will ruin my name, for more then 6 years already i am known as the ducth chinese lady..............oh well time to change, i want to post intelligent post too in proper english, i can post intelligent post but only in dutch:D

wahhh your bad! ik zou je een schup onder je reet moeten verkopen voor dat antwoord:D hehhe translate that:D like i sid i know the words in dutch very well, big difference from usa language:D............. damn i had to fix my dutch answer in this thread, damn i cant even write normal dutch and hey i have got my degree for school and all, also for highschool.......oke i am doomed:D

LOL! Babelfish translates that as "I you schup under your reet must sell for that answer" |huh
Aaah, |yourock Stu, why ruin it by speaking English :D

We love your posts! Don't learn nuttin. :D

I smile often when I read your posts Stu. I look forward to understanding you better. :)

I could translate that but where's the fun in that? Good luck with the lessons Stu :)

Translation:
I you schup under your reet must sell for that answer |huh

No english words found for schup and reet |confused|

Hmmm, I think I need a new translator....

I just loved that "Stu <---- style" ... but it's a good thing that you've decided to learn proper English!

I could use some lessons myself! :D Good luck with your lessons Stu ;)

hint: the correct dutch word for schup is "spade" :D

Is it Dutch or Klingon? You can translate the words, but not the meaning. |huh

Shovel under your ass? Sell that answer? What the FUCK does it mean? |catfight|

I'm not getting anything done today.

Stu, just keep your great sense of humor & your 'Stu-style' and it won't matter if you can write like the english dictionary :)

Stu needs to skype MrMaryLou during OTB, just once. I've always wanted to hear her talk, see if it sounds anything like it reads.

showvergun un yur von titzens :D

That's hilarious ;)