A warning to all brits..
 

A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Tesco.

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!
Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you
are loading your stuff into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with
their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a lift to another shopping centre.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on
you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
15th,17th,20th, May 2nd, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just
yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can
buy more wallets.

Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about
this scam !

I've fallen for this scam. Bastards. :)

That's a lot of oral sex man |bananna|