CuntMaster's submissions a bit slow
 

My motherboard fried yesterday, got a new one now but I'm a little bit behind. Should be caught up by tomorrow or Saturday at the latest.

How do you fry a motherboard?

I added a bit of ham, some green peppers and a capacitor that wasn't capacitating, or so my tech guy says.

No HOT sauce?

Was it a flux capacitor? I always keep one spare.

..you serve that with fried or scrambled eggs :D

Can I get that with one of your sons burgers. Mmmm, and some veggie chili :D

I'm sure there's a joke here about "hot" porn somewhere...

Very gracious of you to go through all this when I'm not submitting ;) I plan to be back submitting both AVS and FS when the summer vacation ends. Of course, then we have our dreaded Jewish holidays coming up in September, but after that it should be smooth sailing for three months!

You let me mess with it for a few minutes - sorry Sheepguy, I didn't mean to blow it up....

Thanks again for your hospitality during my visit to the great white north....

Aaaah!!! That's what happened! ;)
Just kidding, I think mother was ill for a while. While I had it in I boosted the ram, HD, and added a toy so I'm happy with it now ;)
The pleasure was mine buddy! The waitress with the big tits that you pissed off was asking about you ;)

Hell, I pissed two of them off tonight - and I wasn't even drinking..... One of them asked if I was a minister or something so I told her I love it when girls scream "O God I'm cumming!"