Dentist claims breast rubs are appropriate..
 

"A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem."

http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=1266501

What an idiot! Everyone knows that performing oral sex is the best way to treat common jaw problems, not to mention semen is a whitening agent ..(if that's not true please don't tell my wife)...|bow|

I bet I could find a journal on commerce that discusses the fact that a Louisville Slugger to the face is an accepted form of payment for that sort of treatment.

Duh, it's only logic. i thought everyone knew this.

So it's not true that my dentist should lubricate my gums with his cum before an exam???

No, that's perfectly fine. :D

But it makes no sense he makes me swallow it afterwards. How does that help my teeth? |jester|

Lorsha - It's probably because he knows that there are 2 milligrams of calcium per liter of undiluted semen (with a 17% coefficient of variation). Calcium is good for your teeth...bones too.

:)

Then I must have the most healthy bones and teeth on the planet! |jester|

ah crap, i've been lied to as well. yuck! haha

Ok, English lesson please, what's a "Louisville Slugger"?

its a baseball bat :)

reading this makes me glad i work in porn. the women i work with expect me to grope their breastes. |boobies|

Thanks, I should have guessed, considering my American partner is from Louisville and actually a former baseball player (softball these days).

And I consider myself a woman working with you, I guess the ICQ barriers and all... ;)

true true, i shoulda been more specific and said the content girls :)

Nitrous first... then massage... fucking n3wbs

Six times and she still went back to the same dentist? The guy must have good hands. They should put his picture up there, so we can see just how hot he is.

Here you go...
http://www.news10.net/display_story.aspx?storyid=33346

You can decide his hotness for yourself.

:)


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I cant belive he is actually using this as an excuse

Make sure to put Valium/Xanax before Nitrous. :)

Funny, If this doc was a chick giving hand jobs an appointment would be hard to come by :D

perhaps the dentist is in the wrong industry :D