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Fonz 2007-12-05 11:51 AM

Is there something like "A mature"?
 
I've always thought you had to use the word together with another one. Like "A mature woman". I get loads of submissions with descriptions like "A mature fucks hard" which doesn't sound right to me. But then again, what do I know about the English language :)

Jim 2007-12-05 11:56 AM

I would bet that English is not their first language. You have to ask...A mature what?

Cleo 2007-12-05 11:57 AM

A mature

A horse

A big guy with a little dick

A horse gets fucked by a mature woman while the big guy with a little dick watches.

T Pat 2007-12-05 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo (Post 377567)
A horse gets fucked by a mature woman while the big guy with a little dick watches.

A horse gets fucked by a mature woman while a big guy with a little dick watches and gets a woody :D

ArtWilliams 2007-12-05 01:28 PM

... and of course there is the ever popular amature (SIC - amateur)

Greenguy 2007-12-05 01:57 PM

I can't think of a time I'd use the term outside of keyword spamming :D

I Own A Mature Porn Site |thumb

DangerDave 2007-12-05 04:45 PM

It is one of my most hated pet peeves... mature is not a FUCKING NOUN!!

.. and I should know :D

It is a non-english speaking countries abomination of the english language.!

DD

Fonz 2007-12-05 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DangerDave (Post 377646)
It is one of my most hated pet peeves... mature is not a FUCKING NOUN!!

Noun, that's the word I was looking for :)

Cleo 2007-12-05 05:44 PM

DD is correct. |thumb

One of these days I'll travel out of the States and learn to speak English.

dareutwo 2007-12-05 06:43 PM

"A" is what's called an "Article", normally followed by a countable noun.

If it looks wrong when you read it, it probably is. As in Jim's "a mature what?"

GG's
"I Own a Mature Porn Site"
I (pronoun) Own (verb) a (article) Mature (adjective) Porn (adjective)Site (noun).

btw- I made an soccer goal yesterday! |jester|
See, it just doesn't make sense. Then again, most of the time, neither do I.

Simon 2007-12-05 07:34 PM

I feel your pain too.

In my circles we have whole groups of folks who refer to themselves as adjectives, as in:

"Hello, I'm Joe and I'm a dominant."
or
"Hi, i'm nancy and i'm a submissive." (lowercase "i" for another peeve)

There is also the often-used "I am a dominate" for those who prefer to refer to themselves as a verb.

I always advise others to never let someone who thinks they're an adjective, or a verb, tie you up or hit you with anything.

:)


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ScreaM 2007-12-06 01:23 AM

I thought that was American English. :D


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