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tickler 2008-08-01 03:33 PM

Designer Vagina craze
 
I'm not sure how I feel(no pun intended) about this.|huh

Although the issue seems to come up on Kelsey Lately alot.

|thumb - Tighten up old stretched out pussies.
|thumb - G-spot amplification
|badidea| - Revirgination
|confused| - Designer vaginoplasty

Australian doctors have raised concerns about vaginal cosmetic surgery
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

emac 2008-08-05 01:20 PM

Women need to know about this.

Mr. Plow 2008-08-05 02:01 PM

Ahem...um, sorry, I'm having trouble with this. Revirgination? Is that what I think it is and if it is what I think it is, why would anyone want what I think it is? I don't know what to think...

papagmp 2008-08-05 02:51 PM

I revaginate every week - just hit the clubs and find me a new one.

Although I have to agree with their comment "The college labeled the procedures dangerous, expensive and unwarranted, and said it strongly discouraged surgery that was not backed by scientific evidence or clinical trials."

Never met a vagina I didn't like.

Mr. Plow 2008-08-05 02:59 PM

Well, they're very nice to have around, vaginas that is, but it's not like they're that nice to look at. I mean, a face lift might make your face look nicer, but I don't think any surgery is going to make a vagina look nice. Are you going to get a labia tuck, I mean, wtf?

papagmp 2008-08-05 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 413550)
but it's not like they're that nice to look at.

|crazy|

WTF - This old man LOVES looking at them :D

Licker4U 2008-08-05 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papagmp (Post 413552)
|crazy|

WTF - This old man LOVES looking at them :D

Ditto, it's the prettiest thing I've ever seen |bananna| I mean, what's not to love? They're beautiful!

(and the worst sex I ever had was GREAT!)

Mr. Plow 2008-08-05 04:12 PM

I'm not saying that don't have aesthetic value. I mean, I likes me a good vagina, don't get me wrong. I'm just saying it's not the prettiest part on a woman. Now boobs on the other hand, those are pretty and could possibly benefit from cosmetic surgery, ditto for a face, maybe a butt...but a phloof?

Meh, I'd say stay with what God gave you in that department. I mean, designer vaginas? It's not a pair of jeans, it's not sunglasses or an evening gown, it's a vagina. What are you going to do, hang streamers from it? :P

dunc 2008-08-05 07:06 PM

Interesting... could be worth making a mainstream site about

Mr. Plow 2008-08-05 07:15 PM

Heh, yeah, that would sell. Streamers In Beavers :)

Ms Naughty 2008-08-05 07:44 PM

Shall I come in and write a feminist essay on this topic?

"Designer vaginas" are just so offensive. Women need to love the cunt they have, full stop. The genital plastic surgery industry is unfortunately fuelled by airbrushed pics of various porn stars who themselves have probably been "nipped and tucked". There's money in encouraging people that they're not perfect, that they need to fix themselves.

Jenna Jameson had surgery on her bits, they botched it.

And don't get me started on the fact that people should be using the term "vulva" rather than "vagina" to describe a woman's genitals....

:(

Mr. Plow 2008-08-05 09:35 PM

Love your beav girls...we do:D

ExLust 2008-08-08 03:43 AM

It is already been perfect. Why making it fake, anyway. hehehe

KG Gary 2008-08-08 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grandmascrotum (Post 413587)
Shall I come in and write a feminist essay on this topic?

"Designer vaginas" are just so offensive. Women need to love the cunt they have, full stop. The genital plastic surgery industry is unfortunately fuelled by airbrushed pics of various porn stars who themselves have probably been "nipped and tucked". There's money in encouraging people that they're not perfect, that they need to fix themselves.
:(

I agree totally with this comment, and I can't understand why any woman would want to do this for purely cosmetic reasons.
I watched a program a few months back where a woman had her outer labia reduced in size because she felt they protruded too much. This poor lady had beautiful long labia, and I was furious as I watched the plastic surgeons advise her to have surgery to make them smaller.
Pissed me off.
Pussies are beautiful, and pussy lips are beautiful. We are meant to be pleased by the look of a pussy, including lovely flowery pussy lips. Pussy lips are the gates to pure pleasure!
Sorry Mr Plow, but female genitals are very, very nice to look at.

Bobc01 2008-08-08 06:25 AM

Sounds a bit like fake boobies, doesn't look right at all and sums up the people that have this shit done, FAKE!

I can understand if a woman has had accident or fire damage but all this "wannabe perfect" bullshit ends up creating freaks.

papagmp 2008-08-08 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KG Gary (Post 413924)
I agree totally with this comment, and I can't understand why any woman would want to do this for purely cosmetic reasons.
I watched a program a few months back where a woman had her outer labia reduced in size because she felt they protruded too much. This poor lady had beautiful long labia, and I was furious as I watched the plastic surgeons advise her to have surgery to make them smaller.
Pissed me off.
Pussies are beautiful, and pussy lips are beautiful. We are meant to be pleased by the look of a pussy, including lovely flowery pussy lips. Pussy lips are the gates to pure pleasure!
Sorry Mr Plow, but female genitals are very, very nice to look at.

|thumb|thumb

My ex-wife used to spread her full pink lips and beg me to kiss the butterfly - :D:D:D --- it's good to be me.

raven1083 2008-08-08 04:11 PM

Revirgination is the latest trend in medical surgery today i heard that a lot of women are doing this.

Licker4U 2008-08-09 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raven1083 (Post 414065)
Revirgination is the latest trend in medical surgery today i heard that a lot of women are doing this.

Revirgination....they install a fake hymen??? That's pretty expensive surgery for a "one time thing". After it's busted, it's busted. Better make it count....Gimme a break. (no pun intended |jester|)

docholly 2008-08-09 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raven1083 (Post 414065)
Revirgination is the latest trend in medical surgery today i heard that a lot of women are doing this.

OMG who the hell would want to relive THAT???? ok maybe some one into pain.. but truly..

the "pussy tucking" I can almost see for some who've had a bajillion babies and didn't tell their Dr. to take a few extra stitches... :D but we really need to learn to LOVE ourselves -- sagging cootchies and all.

Mr. Plow 2008-08-09 03:46 PM

I just heard!
 
I think it's a little weird...however, I just heard that your balls sag when you get older too. I never knew that! Nobody told me! You hear about women sagging here and there and so on, but nobody mentioned that your sack sags to the floor and gets wrapped around your leg as you age. Geez, I'm 31, how many tight sack years can I have left?! I mean, I'm not saying I'd run out and get a sack retraction, but it does put the problem in a whole new perspective:(

carol.prime 2008-08-11 01:12 PM

lol! I think I need to try any of them|jester|

bluemoney 2008-08-11 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carol.prime (Post 414493)
lol! I think I need to try any of them|jester|

<-------- Waiting for the "U-Dub" response :D

papagmp 2008-08-11 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 414205)
I think it's a little weird...however, I just heard that your balls sag when you get older too. I never knew that! Nobody told me! You hear about women sagging here and there and so on, but nobody mentioned that your sack sags to the floor and gets wrapped around your leg as you age. Geez, I'm 31, how many tight sack years can I have left?! I mean, I'm not saying I'd run out and get a sack retraction, but it does put the problem in a whole new perspective:(

Shit - my nickname is "sack"

Mr. Plow 2008-08-11 02:09 PM

Hmm, may need to look into some more extreme banana hammocks...

Licker4U 2008-08-11 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 414205)
I think it's a little weird...however, I just heard that your balls sag when you get older too. (

Rumor has it that someone around the board pissed on his sack a while back...|huh


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