Too GAY to list?
 

I usually have good enough judgment when it comes to reviewing I suppose but for some reason this one sort of stumped me so I thought I'd get some feedback from other reviewers.

http://marcobanderasxxx.com/site/hardcoregallery/

I mean,it's a straight site with straight content....but it's sorta GAY!The surfer has to endure one hell of a sausage fest just to get to the content.The actual content ain't half bad either and makes it that much more of a tough decision.I don't mean to put this up for public scrutiny but his has to be the worst promo content I've ever seen either way.Yeah,nothing makes me want to join a hardcore porn site more then homo erotic photos of the Latino guy from L.A. Law |thumb

So would you reviewers list it on a general straight site?

It's not gay. He's just a dude who spends more time in front of the mirror than he should and is hoping that the surfers will find him as handsome as he does.

in dutch we say thats a "yuppie":D

I would say it's more geared to the ladies so for women category might be a better fit.

Well,I asked for a critic and look who showed up! Would you list this one UW?I know it's not gay like gay gay but still it is sorta...well gay. :)

(BTW no offense to gay members of the board.I just can't think of a better way to put it..plus I never outgrew that typical juvenile suburban slang.I'm a victim of circumstance here.Pity me)

oke star Man is a weeny:D

Hey! That was below the belt! |cry|

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Like all things, it would depend on my mood at the time. Outside the fact that Marco's arrogant/angry look in his banners annoys me, his 2257 page has tour links - and that bugs me too. The content is thoroughly hardcore, so that's where it would end up for me. Of course, if I had a 'Schmucks who think they're special even though they have to pay for sex' category, I'd put it there.

It's just weird to see a site that is marketing to men, have banners that are of a man - an angry man at that. He wishes he was Jules Jordan, but Jules isn't a pretty boy and is far more successful.

UW said all, oke and i am sorry ...Star Man you are still a weeny:D ( its not gay, but now think as a woman:D)

I think you nailed it MrMaryLou.I'm so used to porn being a degenerate guy thing that I never considered that this could be geared towards the ladies.Plus it's the first ladies site submitted to me. I'm going to go ahead and reject it because I don't have a category for it but at least I understand now.|thumb

Anyhow,I'm from the old school where a candle light dinner and a paperback romance novel kept them squirting across the room for weeks.Gotta get with the times.|loony|

What the fuck is up with the expression on that dude's face?

He looks constipated...

Looks more like the guy from the underarm deodorant ad, I'd list it in my "Stupid Cunt Tricks" section.

Yeah,he's just some unknown a cock for hire thinking he's Peter North or something.He'll wipe that hard ass look off his face when once his little html ego trip bombs.

Even my feminist side say's thats below the belt! I'm not...gonna......awww |cry| damn it, your right.

|ohhhhh|Whooeee!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCWsOVjx2pw

|club| This guy NEEDS a beating like no ones business!!!

A long time ago on a television show called Friends the character Joey explained something called "smell-the-fart acting" to Rachel, Monica and Chandler. The facial expression on those banners reminds me of that exchange.

JOEY: She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.

RACHEL: I'm sorry, what?

MONICA: What?

JOEY: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this.

...

CHANDLER: For a minute there I thought you were actually tryin' to smell something.


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