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Dr Bizzaro 2004-02-20 10:26 AM

Sometime surfers make me laugh..
 
I received this email today from a surfer talking about a small AVS site I own:

Hello,

I visited your site today via an old bookmark of mine and couldn't get access. Anyhow, I read the home page comment regarding feedback, and realised that the grammar on your site (as on many websites these days) leaves a lot to be desired. Because of the seeming lack of education of their owners, most adult web pages come across as run by imbeciles, which I hope you're not.

I've attached a Word document showing you how the home page should read. If I have time I'll do the same for the rest of your pages. Hope you're not offended.

Ryan, UK.

(Word Document Attached)



Sometimes the email I get, is priceless. |jester|

grzepa 2004-02-20 10:35 AM

Hehe thats so funny :-) keep that email !

btw. I think this guy is quite ok :-)

Surfn 2004-02-20 10:56 AM

Oh NO! It's the spelling and grammar police! |huh |nahnah|


Priceless |bananna| |roses| |bananna| lol

Ramster 2004-02-20 11:17 AM

Hahahaha

CelticTiger 2004-02-20 11:19 AM

LOL - thats too funny.

He likes his porn hardcore and his grammar correct! He must be quite the anal retentive!

Torn Rose 2004-02-20 11:29 AM

This sounds exactly like the one we got over the same thing about a year ago.

some plp have way too much time on their hands|crazy|

DangerDave 2004-02-20 05:33 PM

Hahaha nice one DrB.

Ive got a few let me correct your spelling emails over the years too.. but that one is tops

DD

AcidMaX 2004-02-21 07:59 AM

HAHAHA thats friggin hilarious.

Extreme John 2004-02-21 10:04 AM

So is he the guy surfing for "Grahmar Porn"??? Is that a new thing I didnt know about?

He gets wood when shit is spelled right, and finishes when the entire sentance is correct?

Loses wood when something is spelled wrong?

Ass face...

urb 2004-02-21 01:41 PM

Notice that it came from the UK?? |sad|

The English have some strange idea that because they invented the language, they are duty bound to make sure everyone else in the world is using it properly.

Kinda like the Americans and nuclear power. :)

MrMaryLou 2004-02-21 01:46 PM

Thats too funny LOL

JustAnotherDude 2004-02-22 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Extreme John
He gets wood when shit is spelled right, and finishes when the entire sentance is correct?
Grammar Nazi Porn is the next big niche!

amadman 2004-02-22 10:34 AM

Did you send him a shit load of your sites to fix |jester|

The dude is actually probably trying to stir up a job fixing up your sites for ya.

Fonz 2004-02-23 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Extreme John
So is he the guy surfing for "Grahmar Porn"??? Is that a new thing I didnt know about?
hehehe, thats like buying Playboy for the articles |afro|

ShermsShack 2004-02-23 10:43 PM

I never knew surfers looked past the pics and the "free membership" link!

Great read!

dareutwo 2004-02-23 11:18 PM

|jester| Taking Jim's grammer school to the extreme |jester|

JustAnotherDude 2004-02-24 02:48 AM

My site's been up longer, so I can contribute to this thread again...

"i hate kaya" brought some people over. I don't know who Kaya is, but some people apparently hate her.

"vintage blowjobs" which is, I guess, blowjobs you got in the 1920s

"Who am I" apparently results in my site, somehow. Apparently, they are someone who also Luvs Blowjobs, as I do.


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