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Cleo 2009-02-11 08:31 AM

Slice a nipple Hump Day
 
Woke up with a headache so took a shower before morning espresso and stupidly thought it would be a good idea to shave my legs not fully awake. Somehow managed to hit my right nipple with the head of the razor and put a big triple gash in it, blood all over the place.

Spent all day yesterday working the kinks out of my new AT&T DSL service. The service works great and I'm getting faster speeds then what I was suppose to get (1.8 megs upload) but their complete lack of documentation blows.

To setup authenticated smtp severs so that I could actually send email from anything except the never to be used username@att.net that is forced on you involved much Googling since their tech support is pretty much useless. Finally found out that to use smtp.att.yahoo.com but in order to use this with your own domain emails you first have to add them to the Yahoo control panel.

Then there was the issue of getting Vonage to play well with their service. I've always plugged the Vonage phone adapter into my router but with AT&T the phone would go dead after a few hours. After much more Googling I discovered that I needed to plug the Vonage phone adapter directly into the ADSL adapter and then log into the Vonage phone adapter to setup the PPoE and routing information and then put my wireless router into Bridge mode so that I didn't end up with double NAT.

Everything is working great now but how the fuck does AT&T expect the average user to figure all of this out?

MrMaryLou 2009-02-11 08:45 AM

Good Morning All :)

Jim 2009-02-11 08:49 AM

Morning
I am off to see my father in about 20 mins. Not really sure when I will be back.

stuveltje 2009-02-11 08:56 AM

Good afternoon from my hell place:D, i am still not smoking , not good, the fam is nagging i am the devil with my behaviour...i am not a nice woman anymore, still i noticed i breath better, so thats a good thing!
I am realy seeing that i am getting old...or i am trying to get myself a hobby....i have plant seeds some weeks ago and like the impatient person i am i had to see if that damn seed was growing......yes i know its pathetic....i digged up the seed to see if something was happening under the ground:D |crazy|, lucky me it did....|bananna|
I have plant pepper, tomatoes, some herb things and more, my only mistake was, to not write the kind of veggies i was growing on the cans.....hell if that seed grows it all look the same....so time will show what can has what seed.
I am starting to feel better and better, still i have that inpatient feeling to run around all day to keep busy because i am not smoking anymore!|crazy|

Cleo, nipple hurt while shaving legs.....i wont ask :D still that sucks like hell!!! btw when i shave my legs, i always throw my tits on my back, heay i am not 18 anymore|boobies|

JackDaniel's 2009-02-11 08:59 AM

Good Morning Everyone |waves|

terry 2009-02-11 09:05 AM

OUCH!

Good Morning and Happy Wednesday Everyone!

Good luck with that Cleo... ouch!!

smutguy 2009-02-11 09:12 AM

Good morning everyone...

Just another day of work here

Hope your nipple gets better soon Cleo

Good luck with not smoking stuveltje... the patch worked really well when i stopped smoking

Fonz 2009-02-11 09:24 AM

Good morning,

I woke up feeling all better this morning. I guess I'm not dying anytime soon. Nu t one can never be sure of that ofcourse.
Another day of catching up on reviews, making invoices, going to soccer practice and the girlfriend. Gee, my life is becoming a bore :)

Anyway, have a nice day all :)

NY Jester 2009-02-11 09:33 AM

Ouch Cleo...the day can only get better.

I have some errands to run for my mother ..meds and some paper work needs to be dropped off at her Dr.'s - and of course I'll be bringing home lunch. w00t!

Doing laundry now, subbing a site, making some galleries, blah blah blah....

Happy Hump Day!

Twiceshy 2009-02-11 09:38 AM

Good Morning Folks not alot here just same shit different day building freesites subbing and maybe some server work .Coffee is on, now to get the energy to make some breakfast.

Lets make some $

Greenguy 2009-02-11 09:58 AM

I'm touching my nipples & saying "AAAHHHHH"

Morning |waves|

Watched W. last night |yawn| We turned if off about 1/2 way thru - BORING! I think it'd be better as a documentary.

Sabres play Ramster's Senators tonight. Other than that..........

HowlingWulf 2009-02-11 10:01 AM

Cleo how do you shave your legs and hit your nipple? That's a big miss.

Beautiful day outside, don't know how long I can force myself to sit here at the computer... but I got stuff to do.

Plus I had to kick a non-paying tenant out that did $6k in damage on his way out. So maybe that will motivate me to get some things done.

stuveltje 2009-02-11 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie (Post 440575)
I'm touching my nipples & saying "AAAHHHHH"
..

Haaaaaaaaaaa , you say aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh from pain or that you like it........i always grab my hubbies nipples, all i hear is" ouchhhhhhhh you bitch" and risk a black eye......oke i use the nipple twist and thats not the way, but its so fucking funny:D

Cleo 2009-02-11 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HowlingWulf (Post 440576)
Cleo how do you shave your legs and hit your nipple? That's a big miss.

Two words, Big Tits :D

I have a step in my shower that I put my foot on while shaving my leg. My back is to the shower head and I'm bent over while shaving my legs. I turn backwards each time I need to rinse the razor in the shower and as I was doing this I hit my nipple with the head of the razor in a backwards motion so the head of the razor went sideways across my nipple that was pointing downward since I was bent over.

I never knew a nipple would bleed like this. The cuts aren't deep but wow did it bleed a lot!

Preacher 2009-02-11 10:15 AM

I'm having flashbacks of Pink Floyds the Wall and the nipple shaving that went on...it always makes me cringe.

I finally have hot water, woohoo!!! Got almost no work done yesterday between the water heater install and running tons of errands for everyone but me. I hope I'm more productive today. |waves|

JustRobert 2009-02-11 10:15 AM

Good Morning :)
Chiropractor and massage today. My old body sure needs it.
Besides that it is just work, work, nap, work.

Non paying damage inducing tenants...I know them well |banghead|

stuveltje 2009-02-11 10:17 AM

cleo instead of reasorblades you should use that thing that pulls the hair, that one i use, it pulls the hair out of your legg instead of shaving, it will take longer to grow again, oke it hurts, but you get used to that, and it will prevent you will hurt your nipple:D

Simon 2009-02-11 10:29 AM

Good morning world |waves|

I had my day all nicely planned and now I keep getting images of a woman with big tits, all lathered up and bent over ... and there's the sharp blade of a razor about to pass across her nipple unexpectedly.

Okay... so what if in my images the razor is in my hand.

;-)


Wishing everyone and their nipples a sliced-free day (well, except for the women in my mind of course). And Cleo, I hope yours recovers from its adventure quickly.

:)

digifan 2009-02-11 10:30 AM

Good day,
I'd say it's a funny thread but it involves blood and pain.. which is not good, poor Cleo. Stu, you should smoke something, maybe the tomato or some herb, you are hyperactive... lol I hope you can drop the cig, if it''s nicotine or is it |potleaf| ? You nippletwister, you cheer everybody up. |waves||thumb

You should come and visit me because without the thyroid hormon I am always sleeping and am down... you could help me revive |catfight|

Ramster 2009-02-11 10:34 AM

Good Morning.

My nipples hurt just reading all this. One good thing came of this thread, 2 words "Big Tits" :D

bDok 2009-02-11 10:47 AM

Morning. Busy today, busy yesterday. Blah. I so thought I some how would have had time to see the new Underworld movie during the day yesterday. Didn't happen yesterday and I know it's not going to happen today.

Watched Fringe last night. Glad to see they have more episodes on the way now that I'm liking it. Nothing worse than new shows your watching not making the cut after you have invested 10 or so hours into them. Or in Prison breaks case, 4 or 5 seasons (not sure what it's on) worth of time.

Happy hump.

LeRoy 2009-02-11 11:05 AM

Ouch Cleo. My nipples are feellin that one. Those 3 blade razors have some range dont they?

Hope everyone else has a good day :)

Beaver Bob 2009-02-11 11:37 AM

Happy wake n bake wednesday |potleaf|

For some reason I don't think I'll be shaving today..

Torn Rose 2009-02-11 11:57 AM

Cleo: Pics?

Nothing planned today, I need to get a mocha sometime soon but I have a fat cat on my lap purring away so I really can't move just yet, I am suppose to pick my wife up at 8pm at the airport, but what exactly I will do between now and 8pm I have no idea.

bluebrit 2009-02-11 12:39 PM

Big ouch Cleo, but Simon made me laugh I have to admit and Torn wanting pics just added to the humor. Well nothing exciting is happening here today that can top that. It's the same old stuff taking place in a new week.

Have a good one all and I hope you heal soon Cleo :)


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