Just a Friday joke....
 

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."


|jester|

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|haha

|jester| Canadians all have the same (free) health plan, so any Canuck with that disease would be wanking in a crowded hospital hallway, or the waiting room.
Rich Canadians might pay extra for the blowjob though, especially if the Queen was involved ;)

I've got semi-privates coverage!

Nice joke... ;)

I like that. How about a Saturday joke?

Religious Man marries a woman and on their wedding night they finally have sex. After sex the woman scratches the man's balls. He thinks odd but doesn't worry about it. Sure enough the next time they have sex she again scratches his balls. Again he thinks weird but passes on asking. So again the next time they have sex she again scratches his balls. Finally he asks, why do you scratch my balls after we have sex. She says.... "I miss scratching mine"

:D

That was funny. |jester|

|lol| That was great!