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Ramster 2004-02-28 12:06 AM

Passion of Christ movie
 
Just got back home from the movie so if anyone has seen it, can you pm me the ending. LOL Seriously DO NOT see this movie if you are not feeling well. I came down with a cold yesterday, upset stomach, nasal, runs, all the good stuff and I had to leave because it got too graphic. I almost lost my lunch so to speak.

This is no joke, I had to leave. Stomach churned and I broke into a cold sweat so bad I couldn't move for about 5 minutes. Finally I was able to get up and stagger into the bathroom to sit in a stall and collect myself.

Two thumbs down. No need for it to be that graphic.

Cleo 2004-02-28 05:41 AM

Porn is bad, violence is good, where are your morals?

I actually have no desire to see the movie, already know the fabel.

Ironic isn't it that you couldn't make a movie about two people falling in love with graphic sex scenes and expect to show it in mainstream movie theaters yet you make a movie about someone being tortured to death and it is shown everywhere.

Ramster 2004-02-28 08:25 AM

So true Cleo, torture is ok and sex is not in a movie. LOL

The scene my flu infested stomach couldn't take must have last 15-20 minutes. No need for it to be that long. And the theatre told my wife they get several complaints every showing. We only saw a little over half of the movie.

Greenguy 2004-02-28 08:48 AM

I haven't seen the movie yet (mostly because I hate subtitles) but I did go to CCD classes for 10 years, so here's the movie for all of you that don't wish to see the graphic violence:

|buddy| ---> |shake| ---> |assfuck| ---> |whip| ---> |hammer ---> |sandm ---> |goodnight ---> |waves| ---> |buddy| ---> |king| ---> |santa|

Surfn 2004-02-28 08:54 AM

LOL GG

Torn Rose 2004-02-28 09:24 AM

LMOA GG, I'm also in recovery from ccd.

It's it funny as fuck that the same time Stern is getting blasted for being Stern and dropped from Clearwater and the world (er, US) is still in a uproar over a bleached out tit shown on TV for 1 whole second at a distance that they will all praise this gory movie?

Hypocrites at their best, gotta love bible thumpers.


|buddy| |raygun|

Ramster 2004-02-28 10:29 AM

If this movie was not a Mel Gibson movie or about Jesus there is no way it would be shown in theaters. I heard Mel's first movie was gory, Braveheart, but I could watch that and eat at the same time no problem.

This flu has got my stomach still upset so maybe I shouldn't blame the movie too much but my wife surely hated it. I'm just sorry I didn't get to see the ending. :(

GG - |angry|

|jester|

Fonz 2004-02-28 12:54 PM

Any story about christian fabels has my 2 thumbs down to.. and no, I'm not a moslim

venturi 2004-02-28 08:17 PM

GreenGuy, that was the most beautiful display of smilie usage to make a point I think I have EVER seen! |bananna|

Tommy 2004-02-28 10:06 PM

Ramster, I can help you out. The ending is..........

He dies on the cross


|jester|

Ramster 2004-02-28 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tommy
Ramster, I can help you out. The ending is..........

He dies on the cross


|jester|

Great, now I don't need to rent it on DVD. |shake|

Cleo 2004-02-28 11:04 PM

I guess we can all look forward to the sequel The Resurrection of Christ with 2000 years of bloody religious wars coming to a reality near you.

Is that a pair of box cutters in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

soggy 2004-02-29 01:02 AM

I already know how it ends... I read the cliff notes.

Titanic too... The boat sinks!!

docholly 2004-02-29 01:55 AM

*happy dancing*..

You cannot know how happy i am to read this thread!!

LMAO @GG..

i'm a recovering PK.

Serge_Oprano 2004-02-29 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
Porn is bad, violence is good, where are your morals?

I actually have no desire to see the movie, already know the fabel.

Ironic isn't it that you couldn't make a movie about two people falling in love with graphic sex scenes and expect to show it in mainstream movie theaters yet you make a movie about someone being tortured to death and it is shown everywhere.

"Jesus was a way cool dude..." |buddy|
;-)))

Cleo 2004-02-29 08:06 AM

Personally I think he had some real personal issues and probably didn't smell very good.

Serge_Oprano 2004-02-29 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
Personally I think he had some real personal issues and probably didn't smell very good.
when did you smell Mel Gibson?
;-))))

Cleo 2004-02-29 08:41 AM

When I was at a sniff a celebrity party.

What haven't you ever been to a sniff a celebrity party?

They are great, all the celebrities come out naked and then bend over in front of you so that you can then stick your nose up their ass and sniff.

|jester|

jody 2004-02-29 08:19 PM

hey green guy...thanks for your smiley rendition of passion.. i didn;t want to see it purley because i don;t like to see anyone get hurt.. thanks for making a version i could watch...((hugs)) jody |peace|

MatrixFan 2004-02-29 09:34 PM

The movie has already made 117 Mil and all because of the hype. That's all I heard about the last week from the "bible thumpers" at work.

JustAnotherDude 2004-03-01 01:08 AM

I had no urge to see it after I saw a production still with Jesus covered in gore. Not that I'm against gore. I love Evil Dead. But Sam Raimi doesn't think he's god--because he is one--and supporting Mel Gibson's increasing weirdness just isn't a winner.

Fonz 2004-03-01 10:06 AM

Still have to see LOTR: The return of the king. Is Jesus in that movie to?

Greenguy 2004-03-01 10:07 AM

Return Of The King ---> Passion Of The Christ II: The Resurrection!

JustAnotherDude 2004-03-01 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Return Of The King ---> Passion Of The Christ II: The Resurrection!
"This time...he's pissed!"

thrillho 2004-03-06 04:01 AM

Just saw this thread and thought I'd post my two cents (dinare? shekels?). Just in case anyone happens to see it.

Now, now. It's all well and good to mock the devout, but let us not forget from whence our bread is buttered. If, I propose, sex were viewed as merely a joyful and natural exchange and release of energy, reminding us that we are alive and connected to other living beings (and, I've been told, not incedental to propagation of the species), rather than a shameful and sinful urge that must be repressed lest one suffer the wrath of a vengeful deity (albeit the deity who made the thing up in the first place), folks might actually go out and do it for real. As opposed to nervously skittering across the web, hoping to satisfy their carnal depravity. I say "Praise the Lord, Keep Sex Sinful, and CLICK HERE NOW FOR HOT GRANNY FUCKING ACTION!"


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