The End Is Here! Happy Rapture Day :)
 

May 21st |bananna|


The quakes come in about 11hours from this post :D

|nahnah|


Time to go to hell :)


Cu when I wake up :)

Good (last) morning world |waves|

Well, today's the day and I can't wait. I think it would be a most excellent world if all the 'true believers' get sucked up to cloud nine by their zombie lord today.

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...1&d=1305975982

Looking forward to the "After the Rapture" parties.

:)

P.S. In case we do have one, here's a link to the CDC's Zombie Apocalypse preparedness pages.



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Damn I was looking for to looting a mansion or two of the chosen today but sadly it looks like we are still stuck with all the religious nut jobs amongst us sinners.

Not sure if it is a good idea or not (leg is still having issues) but we are meeting up with a friend this morning to go kayaking on Westlake Park by launching from Holland Park. If I see anyone floating from the lake up into the sky or anything I'll be sure to Tweet about it.

Might even get some work done later today after kayaking.

Good morning

Been up since 6am for some reason. Lots to do today, gotta clean the pool for the first time this year, get the ride on mower going and mow the lawn then probably clean the pool again as my daughter is having a pool party this afternoon.

Other than that it's a bank run and maybe some hockey in there this afternoon.

Rapture lol

Who really believed that? Just sounded silly.

Hope everyone has a good day. Hopefully we are all alive!

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Good Rapture Saturday Peoples |waves|

My 2 running jokes today have been:
1 - Does God observe Daylight Savings Time? If not, Rapture postponed til 7 PM
2 - Does God observe Leap Years? If not, Rapture postponed til November 2012 (just in time for the elections)

Seeing as I am an Ordained Minister, I plan to absolve myself of all my sins just before 6 PM (and then again every 5 minutes) just to be on the safe side.

Until then, it's hockey for me :)

Priceless :D

[new_beginning] people buy porn ...
:)

I'm kind of disappointed. I was out in the middle of a lake for hours today and never got sucked up into the sky and or struck down by a bolt of lightning.


Oh well... back to selling porn in purgatory.

Actually the Rapture happend but only a handful of people were sin free