How Americans see Europe
 

Cheap hookers? Not at all :D Maybe some second-class gypsy girls |scared|

We're not obsessed with soccer, we are obsessed with football.

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Damn, might as well cancel that holiday then!

Or as Americans see it: Europe is that big country which insists on calling soccer football.

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Rugby football was invented when someone in Rugby cheated while playing "soccer" football. And "American" football was invented when someone in the US cheated while playing rugby football. So if you insist on calling that game you play in North America "football" then you are admitting that America is a nation of cheats!
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Except for German scat porn & Portugal's #1 export being cork, that map looks about right to me |thumb

Yes, cork. I've retained the strangest crap from High School.

The biggest sex-tourist boom in CZ was in late 90's. I heard that the similar situation is now in Latvia, so you can reconsider your holiday plan ;)

Lol,

Love the part Portugal is not Spain... :-P

What do you mean we can't hold down a colony???? We still got Scotland, Wales, and a little bit of Ireland!
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Throw 'The Beatles' into England and it is about accurate.

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It's true that Denmark does make Legos.. but the wooden shoes thing.. c'mon guys that's Holland and all know it lol

I remember telling people where I was moving (from Texas to Finland), and the overwhelming majority said, "Where?" I guess we fall into the area of unknowns like Estonia, Latvia, etc. Sad... Notice.. no mention of hockey, either. Odd considering that you have 4 real powerhouses that play the US on a regular basis (Finland, Sweden, Russia and Czech Republic). That football stuff is really big here too, except the ball isn't shaped all funny.