I Am A F*cking Piece Of Shit!!!
 

BUT THIS SPONSOR F*CKING SELLS:

What is it?
- A penis enlargemt device that sells for $299.

How much do I make?
- $75-$100 sale, payment goes out biweekly, any payment method you want.

Who would by that dick enlarger for three hundred bucks???
- This shit fcking sells. 1:400-500 on any traffic. People buy it.

Where do I go to sign up?
- http://www.fastsize.com/webmasters/?rid=1016

Any more questions? Email me at alex@fastsize.com