It's Woken Up Saturday by Jehovah's Witnesses 10150711
 

So I'm half awake thinking of going back to sleep with two Jehovah's Witnesses ring my doorbell. Before one of them could even get halfway the religious crap out of her bag I screamed out "Why don't you go fuck yourself and never fucking ring my fucking doorbell again!." The look on their faces was priceless. :D

Now that I'm awake doing a bit of work before going grocery shopping and then going to a pool party.



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We used get a visit a couple of times a month. There's a "United African Seventh-Day Adventist" church not far from our neighborhood. It got rather annoying. Not sure what changed, but now we might get a visit once every few months.

I'm throwing a bucket of water on them if they do it again.

Cleo, you are going to go to hell. |devil|

Actually I prefer to fuck with their minds:

Method One: I mention something about homosexuality then when they tell me it is a sin I look confused and say "How come? because God is gay!" After they have calmed down enough to listen I use the bible to prove this fact.

Method Two: I tell them I won't listen to them because they are deliberately going against God's wishes. When they ask why, I point out that they are wearing clothes and then quote the passage in the bible that tells us that God wants humans to be naked at all times.

This is the advantage of being brought up Catholic, of going to a catholic school, and having religious education every week from the age of five to the age of sixteen (and for winning the "religious prize" at the age of 11). I know enough about the bible to be able to prove God wants you to do whatever stupid thing I can think up.

(For example: Did you know, according to the bible, if you regularly go to church on Sunday and hold that day to be God's day, God will, in return, torture your children and your grandchildren!)

Good morning

As predicted yesterday it's after 1pm and I have been working since I got up at 7-7:30 and haven't showered yet, lol. I need to get away from the computer and find something to do. Maybe I'll go for a drive, pick some things up and come back and sit in the backyard enjoying the |sun and some |beers| wishing I could win the lottery, lots of |$bag| |bananna|

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The go-devils don't mean any harm, but they can be tenacious.

Thing is, I'm tenacious too. Sometimes it's two JW women who are doing the door to door stuff. All I had to do was answer the door naked once, and they've only dared to darken my door once in the last 5 years. Right after they gasped (assuming at the sheer massiveness of my... arms, I said "Oh, right, sorry, nudism is part of MY religion. Would you ladies like to join?" They didn't, as it happened.) (shame, they were a couple of hotties)

Bothersome problem solved though. I must now be on a list somewhere at go-devil headquarters. "Houses to avoid" or something.


Oh, and Cleo, shouldn't you have said "Go GREENGUY'S BOARD yourself!" rather than Go Fuck Yourself? :D

I did the same thing so years ago with the nuns that kept on bringing me the word of the imaginary sky people. (I had been in the shower so was also dripping wet) I ran out the door after them yelling to leave me alone. They haven't been back since.

I have nothing against religious folks and believe everyone has a right to believe whatever they want. I do have a problem with having my space invaded in an effort to force their beliefs on me.

It must be that time of the year, as 2 of them rang my doorbell on Friday. I was too tired to be clever, so I just shut the door :)

Have gotten them a couple of times here. 2nd time, I answered the door in my underwear and wife-beater. I just stared at them looking half asleep. They have not come back. Hehe.