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ArtWilliams 2021-12-22 06:31 AM

Wed Dec 22 Festivus Eve
 
'Twas the night before Festivus and all through Queens,
Not a Costanza was yelling...as strange as it seems.
The family was sleeping, just waiting for light.
Saving their strength for the upcoming fight.

At the crack of dawn on December twenty-three
Frank put up the pole... instead of a tree.
Estelle prepared the meal that would start the rite,
Not a laugh or a smile was anywhere in sight.

George dreaded this hour that came every year,
The airing of grievances would soon be here.
Frank stood at the table and bellowed out loud,
"So who's got a complaint amongst this crowd?"

"You two are crazy and have wrecked my life!",
Cried George at his parents who mocked him for spite.
"A Lloyd Braun you'll never be " was Estelle's refrain,
"Why should I try,ma?... the guy's insane!"

"Enough with the grievances," Frank said with some glee,
"Now which one of you two is wrestling me?
"So feats of strength you want? Let them begin here,
"It's your turn to fight him, mom... he beat me last year."

The battle was started, the screaming was lyrical,
The fact no one got hurt was .... ANOTHER FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!!!

-- Anonymous

Morning. |coffee

I'm winding down for the holidays. I guess I'll do a couple of hours of work then maybe pop out for some groceries. I'm enjoying my video game so I'll be back at it sometime today.

Have a good one! |thumb

Greenguy 2021-12-22 08:10 AM

Morning! |waves|

Stomach & mood are decent |thumb

I'm oddly busy for some reason, so it'll just be work today except when I have to run my niece's BF to therapy.

jollyhumper 2021-12-22 08:54 AM

G'day |waves|

It was good to finally be finished with my overdue storage room.
Just in time for Festivus too!

I'll sling some porn for a few hours, then I will just take it easy.
Dunno why, but I'm so very |yawn| these days.

Take care
J:)lly

JustRobert 2021-12-22 10:14 AM

Good Morning :)

Been busier than normal the last couple of days with non biz stuff which has me out of sorts. Continues today with doing all the bills which I always love right before Xmas |banghead|

Need to start doing some cleaning up for the gathering Friday as well. Hopefully I'll actually get some biz work done sometime today!

Enjoy your Wednesday!

Evil Chris 2021-12-22 11:40 AM

Good morning

Not much going on today, I think many people are taking the latter part of this week off.
I'm on the laptop this morning. My main computer is installing Windows 11. You know, ELEVEN. It's ONE LOUDER.

Have a good day.

Ramster 2021-12-22 12:31 PM

Good day :)

Been up and working since 6am, been here since. Just work off and on all day and some house cleaning. have a good one |thumb

JustRobert 2021-12-23 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 566763)
You know, ELEVEN. It's ONE LOUDER.

Classic |lol|


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